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REDNECK GIRL please note sorry its an enthic
« on: Feb 28th, 2008, 9:08pm » |
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A
MEXICAN, AN IRAQI, AND A REDNECK GIRL ARE IN THE SAME BAR. WHEN
THE
MEXICAN FINISHES HIS BEER, HE tHROWS HIS GLASS IN THE AIR, PULLS
OUT HIS
PISTOL, AND SHOOTS THE GLASS TO PIECES. HE SAYS, 'IN MEXICO OUR
GLASSES ARE SO CHEAP WE DON'T NEED TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONE
TWICE.'
THE IRAQI, OBVIOUSLY IMPRESSED BY THIS, DRINKS HIS BEER,
THROWS THE GLASS INTO THE AIR, PULLS OUT HIS AK-47, AND SHOOTS
THE GLASS
TO PIECES. HE SAYS, ' IN IRAQ, WE HAVE SO MUCH SAND TO MAKE
GLASSES THAT
WE DON'T NEED TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONE TWICE EITHER.'
THE REDNECK
GIRL FROM WEST VIRGINIA, COOL AS A CUCUMBER, PICKS UP HER BEER,
SHE DOWNS
IT IN ONE GULP, THROWS THE GLASS INTO THE AIR, WHIPS OUT HER .45
AND
SHOOTS THE MEXICAN AND THE IRAQI, WHILE CATCHING HER GLASS, THEN
SETS IT ON THE BAR.
CALLING
FOR A REFILL, SHE SAYS, 'IN AMERICA , WE
HAVE SO MANY ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO DRINK WITH THE
SAME ONES
TWICE. WHO'S NEXT?'
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