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Guiseppi
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Quick...a beer before it starts!
« on: Mar 5th, 2008, 11:48am » |
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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, 'Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.' She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer
When he finished it, he said, 'Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start.'
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, 'Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second.'
'That's it!' She blows her top, 'You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?'
The husband sighed, 'Oh shit, it's started.'
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Re: Quick...a beer before it starts!
« Reply #1 on: Mar 5th, 2008, 2:43pm » |
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LOL - Duh Go Figure 
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Re: Quick...a beer before it starts!
« Reply #2 on: Mar 5th, 2008, 7:26pm » |
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Re: Quick...a beer before it starts!
« Reply #3 on: Mar 5th, 2008, 8:55pm » |
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LMAO.......
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Re: Quick...a beer before it starts!
« Reply #4 on: Mar 5th, 2008, 9:30pm » |
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That is funny in an idiotic way. I thought someone was just going to quick have a beer before... maybe a headache cycle started. lol
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Re: Quick...a beer before it starts!
« Reply #5 on: Mar 6th, 2008, 6:10am » |
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Re: Quick...a beer before it starts!
« Reply #6 on: Mar 10th, 2008, 9:30am » |
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Wrong, but hillarious!
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