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(Message started by: E-Double on Jan 5^th, 2006, 10:35pm)

Title: What do you do for Christmas?
Post by E-Double on Jan 5^th, 2006, 10:35pm

The teacher called on young Patrick Murphy.
"Tell me Patrick what do you do at Christmas time?"

Patrick addressed the class, "Well me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to the midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings. Then we go to bed all excited and wait for Santa Claus
to come with all our toys."
"Very nice Patrick", she said.

"Now, Jimmy Brown what do you do at Christmas?"

"Well me and my sister also go to church with Mom and Dad and we sing carols and we get home late. We put cookies and milk by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting for SantaClaus to bring our presents."

Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she asked, "Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?"

Isaac said, "Well, it's the same thing every year. Dad comes home from the office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce, then we drive to his toy factory. When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves and begin to sing 'What a Friend We Have in Jesus'.

Then we all go to the Bahamas."

Title: Re: What do you do for Christmas?
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jan 9^th, 2006, 6:34am

>:(

Title: Re: What do you do for Christmas?
Post by jimmymac on Jan 9^th, 2006, 7:35am

[smiley=laugh.gif]-rave on humor..................

Title: Re: What do you do for Christmas?
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jan 11^th, 2006, 1:24am

:o [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]---Now I got it right--sorry but my daughter knows more than me about the computer