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(Message started by: Redd715 on Jan 8^th, 2006, 9:12pm)

Title: No sex since 1955
Post by Redd715 on Jan 8^th, 2006, 9:12pm

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies attending, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

She said: "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am" the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said: "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

The Sergeant Major's short reply was: "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said: "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady asked: "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied: "1955."

She said: "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little extreme?"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice: "You think so? It's only 2130 now."

Title: Re: No sex since 1955
Post by jimmymac on Jan 9^th, 2006, 7:33am

[smiley=laugh.gif]great.

Title: Re: No sex since 1955
Post by sandie99 on Jan 9^th, 2006, 12:05pm

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Title: Re: No sex since 1955
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jan 9^th, 2006, 12:19pm

;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] :o

Title: Re: No sex since 1955
Post by mynm156 on Jan 9^th, 2006, 5:32pm

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