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(Message started by: Guiseppi on Jan 10^th, 2006, 5:00pm)

Title: Because I am a man
Post by Guiseppi on Jan 10^th, 2006, 5:00pm

Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these
things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't even know where to start.." We will then drink a couple of beverages and curse at
the machine as a form of holy communion.

Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get
as sick as I do, so for you, this should be no problem.

Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole showlooking for it. Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports or sex, or sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.

Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine.
Can we just go now?

This has been a public service message for women to better understand
men.......