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(Message started by: zwibbs/Scott on Jan 19^th, 2006, 5:13pm)

Title: New Condom Joke
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jan 19^th, 2006, 5:13pm

Two women aged 75 are at their lunch club and both go outside to have a cigarette. It is raining and one woman puffs away without a problem---the other woman has her cigarette extinguished by the rain...She says---'How come your cigarette isn't going out with all the rain ?" --her friend answers ---" I cover my cigarette with a condom, and this way if it rains it still stays lit."---------------------------The woman ran to the Pharmacy------out of breath she jogged through the aisles and ran right to the pharmacist---" I need a package of condoms!!!"The pharmacist looked bewildered, as he knew the woman and at age 75???????So he asked her-" Why do you need condoms?" She replied---" I need them for my camel."