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(Message started by: LadyElaine on Jan 21^st, 2006, 1:05pm)

Title: A old couple!
Post by LadyElaine on Jan 21^st, 2006, 1:05pm

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/Pokie1/99e209a8.jpg

An older couple is lying in bed one morning.

They had just awakened from a good night's sleep.

He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."

"Why not?" he asked.

She answered, "Because I'm dead."

The husband asked..."What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another!"

She said, "No, I'm definitely dead."

He insisted, "You are not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"

"Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."

Title: Re: A old couple!
Post by sandie99 on Jan 22^nd, 2006, 11:37am

;;D

Title: Re: A old couple!
Post by lorac on Dec 5^th, 2007, 8:08am

omg I have actually had that same conversation....only at the end my husband turned to me ,,,,and said....great then lets have sex! woo hoo!

I know he's from mars, Thats why I love him!