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(Message started by: Yorky on Sep 28^th, 2007, 7:28pm)

Title: tecnoligy
Post by Yorky on Sep 28^th, 2007, 7:28pm

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED
IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER
FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID.
I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER
PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY
MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED
SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE
SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN
FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!

Title: Re: tecnoligy
Post by MR_FLOOR on Sep 28^th, 2007, 7:53pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]Hes back

Dave

Title: Re: tecnoligy
Post by phil_h on Sep 29^th, 2007, 5:33am

[smiley=laugh.gif] ::) [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: tecnoligy
Post by sandie99 on Oct 13^th, 2007, 12:54pm

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Title: Re: tecnoligy
Post by aloneuk on Oct 13^th, 2007, 2:45pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: tecnoligy
Post by cosmicfunkfather on Oct 13^th, 2007, 7:40pm

LMBO [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] GOOD ONE

Title: Re: tecnoligy
Post by imfareware on Jan 25^th, 2008, 2:32pm

Good one!

Title: Re: tecnoligy
Post by PollyPocket on Feb 1^st, 2008, 9:09am

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