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(Message started by: aubmari on Jan 11^th, 2008, 1:21pm)

Title: Lonely Guy
Post by aubmari on Jan 11^th, 2008, 1:21pm

This guy was lonely and he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual
pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, (100-legged bug)
which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he
would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

He asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and
have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but ! he
wait ed a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and
having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the
centipede's house and started shouting, "HEY, IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO
FRANK'S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME?!"

***** A little voice came out of the box - "I heard you the first time!

I'm putting on my f *** ing shoes"

Title: Re: Lonely Guy
Post by mummymac on Jan 13^th, 2008, 4:56pm

[smiley=duh.gif]

Title: Re: Lonely Guy
Post by sandie99 on Jan 25^th, 2008, 1:13pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]