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(Message started by: M.R. on Jan 13th, 2008, 7:51pm)

Title: How long do you have?
Post by M.R. on Jan 13th, 2008, 7:51pm
   The topic of the day at Army Airborne School was what you should do if your parachute malfunctions. We had just gotten to the part about reserve parachutes when another student raised his hand. If the main parachute malfunctions, he asked, how long do we have to deploy the reserve? Looking the trooper square in the face, the instructor replied, The rest of your life.

Title: Re: How long do you have?
Post by andrewjb on Jan 15th, 2008, 7:49am
:o,  ;;D.



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