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Title: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans Post by crftymom on Jan 24th, 2008, 1:15am Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans '1' Blaming your farts on me..... Not funny... Not funny at all !!! -------------------------------------------------- '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! -------------------------------------------------- '3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? -------------------------------------------------- '4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! -------------------------------------------------- '5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. -------------------------------------------------- '6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. ----------------------------------------- --------- '7' Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", Then acting surprised when I freakout every time we go back! -------------------------------------------------- '8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. -------------------------------------------------- '9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? -------------------------------------------------- '10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. ---------------------------------- ---------------- Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you? EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT! |
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Title: Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans Post by PollyPocket on Jan 25th, 2008, 2:29pm ROFLMAO! [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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