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(Message started by: gore2424 on Feb 28^th, 2008, 9:08pm)

Title: REDNECK GIRL please note sorry its an enthic
Post by gore2424 on Feb 28^th, 2008, 9:08pm

A

MEXICAN, AN IRAQI, AND A REDNECK GIRL ARE IN THE SAME BAR. WHEN

THE

MEXICAN FINISHES HIS BEER, HE tHROWS HIS GLASS IN THE AIR, PULLS

OUT HIS

PISTOL, AND SHOOTS THE GLASS TO PIECES. HE SAYS, 'IN MEXICO OUR

GLASSES ARE SO CHEAP WE DON'T NEED TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONE

TWICE.'

THE IRAQI, OBVIOUSLY IMPRESSED BY THIS, DRINKS HIS BEER,

THROWS THE GLASS INTO THE AIR, PULLS OUT HIS AK-47, AND SHOOTS

THE GLASS

TO PIECES. HE SAYS, ' IN IRAQ, WE HAVE SO MUCH SAND TO MAKE

GLASSES THAT

WE DON'T NEED TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONE TWICE EITHER.'

THE REDNECK

GIRL FROM WEST VIRGINIA, COOL AS A CUCUMBER, PICKS UP HER BEER,

SHE DOWNS

IT IN ONE GULP, THROWS THE GLASS INTO THE AIR, WHIPS OUT HER .45

AND

SHOOTS THE MEXICAN AND THE IRAQI, WHILE CATCHING HER GLASS, THEN

SETS IT ON THE BAR.

CALLING

FOR A REFILL, SHE SAYS, 'IN AMERICA , WE

HAVE SO MANY ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO DRINK WITH THE

SAME ONES

TWICE. WHO'S NEXT?'