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(Message started by: vietvet2tours on Mar 19^th, 2008, 1:38pm)

Title: Beer is good
Post by vietvet2tours on Mar 19^th, 2008, 1:38pm

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

Title: Re: Beer is good
Post by cynjeep89 on Mar 19^th, 2008, 9:29pm

Amen. ;)

Title: Re: Beer is good
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Mar 20^th, 2008, 2:03am

http://bestsmileys.com/drinks/4.gif

Cheers hic

Title: Re: Beer is good
Post by jimmers on Mar 22^nd, 2008, 1:34pm

Hell,

I should be able to retire right now! Lol

Jimmers

Title: Re: Beer is good
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Apr 3^rd, 2008, 5:57am

I like it--you should be on CNBC