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(Message started by: Yorky on Apr 25^th, 2008, 8:55am)

Title: old and wise
Post by Yorky on Apr 25^th, 2008, 8:55am

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into
town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when
I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior
citizen a f***** break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a s---head. He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he
started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The
more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a
little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important at my age..........

;) pftuall

Title: Re: old and wise
Post by mummymac on Apr 25^th, 2008, 9:23am

I am going to remember this one for when I retire - Brilliant

Title: Re: old and wise
Post by sandie99 on Apr 28^th, 2008, 8:25am

;;D

Title: Re: old and wise
Post by LeLimey on Apr 28^th, 2008, 4:40pm

on 04/25/08 at 08:55:08, Yorky wrote:

I've actually done that!!!

Title: Re: old and wise
Post by welshchipmonk on May 5^th, 2008, 10:49am

on 04/28/08 at 16:40:47, LeLimey wrote:

I've actually done that!!!

Help, where do you live so that I can avoid your town!!!! ;;D