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Kid logic - Something my kids would say
« on: Jan 4th, 2008, 1:35pm » |
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I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She
picked up something off the ground and started to put
it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I
asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked.
'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where
it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I
replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with
total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know
all this stuff, you are so smart.' I was thinking
quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom
Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
Mom.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,
but she was evidently pondering this new information.
'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the
test you have to be the dad. ''Exactly' I replied back
with a big smile on my face.
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Re: Kid logic - Something my kids would say
« Reply #1 on: Jan 4th, 2008, 2:28pm » |
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The question on the test is "Can you lick your own nipple?"
There you go.
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Re: Kid logic - Something my kids would say
« Reply #2 on: Jan 4th, 2008, 3:10pm » |
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on Jan 4th, 2008, 2:28pm, echo wrote:The question on the test is "Can you lick your own nipple?"
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Does this mean I have to be a dad now? The only time I could do this is when I was preg with my daughter. My husband loved it but being a DD was not as thrilling to me as it was to him.
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Re: Kid logic - Something my kids would say
« Reply #3 on: Jan 4th, 2008, 3:25pm » |
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on Jan 4th, 2008, 2:28pm, echo wrote:The question on the test is "Can you lick your own nipple?"
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The second question is "can you put your elbow in your ear?"
And the answer to the first question depends on how old you are and how far along menopause is . . . . give me a little more time and I'll get back to you with the answer . . . . .
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Re: Kid logic - Something my kids would say
« Reply #4 on: Jan 4th, 2008, 3:26pm » |
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on Jan 4th, 2008, 3:10pm, Tiannia wrote:
Does this mean I have to be a dad now? The only time I could do this is when I was preg with my daughter....... |
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Forgive me Tiannia -- I'm bald.
Would putting them in a hemostat and pulling help? I'm thinking I'd still come up short.
Remember we are still talking nipples here.
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Re: Kid logic - Something my kids would say
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Re: Kid logic - Something my kids would say
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