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(Message started by: Wardland97 on Mar 7^th, 2008, 4:43pm)

Title: Bob Ward - International Healer
Post by Wardland97 on Mar 7^th, 2008, 4:43pm

Dear Friend,
I am a international healer from NY. I have much success with clusters & migraines. I offer you my help if you would like. I never accept money for my services & I sell nothing. I have known the depths of human pain & suffering also and have received healing. If I can help you, my joy is complete. My work is offered as a gift of the heart. I conduct hands on & distance healing. I have a gift with healing others. Perhaps you would like to visit my web site. - www.rev-ward.com

God be with you.
Bob Ward
Yonkers, NY
USA

Title: Re: Bob Ward - International Healer
Post by Kaib on Mar 7^th, 2008, 4:46pm

Bob, go fark yourself!

Title: Re: Bob Ward - International Healer
Post by brewcrew on Mar 7^th, 2008, 4:47pm

Oh, puhleeze.

Title: Re: Bob Ward - International Healer
Post by LeLimey on Mar 7^th, 2008, 4:57pm

You are now officially a troll. Please don your concrete boots and go and take up residence under the middle of the Brooklyn Bridge

Thank you

Title: Re: Bob Ward - International Healer
Post by Dape on Mar 7^th, 2008, 5:10pm

I have an anagram site that i use now and again so i thought it would be fun to put in bob ward international healer and see what it came up with.

Irritate hollow Banana bender ::)

Something you would like to tell us Bob ;;D

Title: Re: Bob Ward - International Healer
Post by George_J on Mar 7^th, 2008, 7:42pm

And Bob has now posted thrice... The number shall be three, and three shall be the number.

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/07/51/23375107.jpg

I begin to detect a pronounced odor.

Is it an elderly cheese?

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/smelly-cheeses.jpg

Hmmm. No. Perhaps it is a polecat.

http://akvis.com/img/examples/stamp/polecat/original-image.jpg

Or the odor of sanctity.

http://soundbiteblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/nun-stinky.jpg

No, I believe I smell troll. The ripe reek of troll is really quite distinctive.

http://www.troll-busters.com/mediumTroll.gif

[smiley=troll.gif]

Title: Re: Bob Ward - International Healer
Post by Superdave on Mar 7^th, 2008, 9:32pm

Bob Ward,
Superdave here, your only believer so far.

Please, send us your photo it would really help out in our desision making about you, if we could see your face

Title: Re: Bob Ward - International Healer
Post by Redd on Mar 7^th, 2008, 9:44pm

:-X :-X :-X :-X

Aws much as I'd like to give in to my more basal urges I can't....

I wish you well Bob....and please peddle your wares elsewhere.

Thank you and may the Goddess bless you.

Title: Re: Bob Ward - International Healer
Post by purpleydog on Mar 8^th, 2008, 12:39am

George, is that a fly I see falling to his death after getting a whiff of that cheese while flying over it?

Man, trolls smell bad. Can smell 'em from a mile away.

Title: Re: Bob Ward - International Healer
Post by George_J on Mar 8^th, 2008, 1:39am

on 03/08/08 at 00:39:31, purpleydog wrote:

George, is that a fly I see falling to his death after getting a whiff of that cheese while flying over it?

Man, trolls smell bad. Can smell 'em from a mile away.

http://bestsmileys.com/violent/3.gif

Title: Re: Bob Ward - International Healer
Post by wildhaus on Mar 8^th, 2008, 9:20am

on my key-board, left top is the key:

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b7d600b3127cceb9b6ded584c900000026100AbMmbFu4YsWNA

just for this typ of posts.......

Michael

Title: Re: Bob Ward - International Healer
Post by Jonny on Mar 8^th, 2008, 3:24pm

on 03/07/08 at 16:47:29, brewcrew wrote:

Oh, puhleeze.

LMAO!!!

This is the worst troll hunt ever! ;;D

Title: Re: Bob Ward - International Healer
Post by Kirk on Mar 12^th, 2008, 7:28pm

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Bob Ward - International Healer
Post by Crappy on Mar 18^th, 2008, 7:18am

ROTFLMFAO...

Bob's right, only God heals, and God did I need a good laugh tonight. This thread has healed my "F--- the world" attitude for at least another day.

My experience with faith healers (and I had many experiences growing up) was that two requirements were necessary: 1) a crowd of believers, and 2) a stage to push me off of. As I a child I was pushed off more stages than I can count. When I resisted that slap in the forehead, I found some church elder's foot planted solidly behind mine to trip me so I would fall over anyway.

Years later I developed cluster headaches - not a ringing endorsement for getting slapped in the forehead repeatedly and tossed backward off a stage. Though I don't blame those character-building encounters, I doubt they helped. It sounds like Bob's method is a bit more mild, though - he just needs your photo, phone number, and a bottle of lotion. I mean olive oil. Crap, I wish my backspace key worked.