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Re: any one heard of noni juice
« on: Jun 19th, 2005, 4:35pm » |
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Hey Caz.
Heard of it but never tried it...can't be of help. What's in it? Joe
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Re: any one heard of noni juice
« Reply #1 on: Jun 19th, 2005, 5:01pm » |
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Noni is a very expensive health food scam. 
(But I hear is tastes better than Sinusbusters)
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Re: any one heard of noni juice
« Reply #2 on: Jun 19th, 2005, 5:12pm » |
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There have been noni floggers here before.. I think the general concensus was you'd be better off with two chocolate bikkies and a nice cup of tea! 
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Re: any one heard of noni juice
« Reply #3 on: Jun 19th, 2005, 9:37pm » |
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on Jun 19th, 2005, 5:12pm, LeLimey wrote:| I think the general concensus was you'd be better off with two chocolate bikkies and a nice cup of tea! |
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I agree, but where can I get the two chocolate bikkies  to go with my tea?
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Re: any one heard of noni juice
« Reply #4 on: Jun 20th, 2005, 3:18am » |
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Well now BT.. come to Dallas and I'll bring you a whole packet just to yourself.. Can't say fairer than that now can I?!
*working on behalf of the Dallas Tourism Bureau*
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Re: any one heard of noni juice
« Reply #5 on: Jun 20th, 2005, 2:17pm » |
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LeLimey -
Nothing I would like better than to head down to Dallas. Haven't been there in 6 years now.
Unfortunately I'm stuck here on the East Coast attempting to keep a business from smacking me (in a much lower region) harder than the CHs.
I will take a raincheck on the 2 two chocolate bikkies though. Thanks for the more than fair offer.
Revised to read: Hope you enjoy yourselves in the wonderful State of Texas. Houston was my second home for about 2 years.
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Re: any one heard of noni juice
« Reply #6 on: Jun 20th, 2005, 2:25pm » |
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You can get noni juice that way but I hear you'll also go blind!
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Re: any one heard of noni juice
« Reply #7 on: Jun 20th, 2005, 2:33pm » |
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Noni info from a Noni juice website. (Be warned, there a lot of big words, and lots of references to doctors with German-sounding names.)
How's your Golgi Apparatus working today?
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Perhaps the best way to explain the Noni fruit's believed effectiveness for treating a diverse number of ailments and diseases may be explained by the Heinicke-Solomon Theory. The hypothesis is the result of Dr. Ralph Heinicke working with a Johns Hopkins-trained physician, Neil Solomon, MD, and PhD, who together developed the Heinicke-Solomon Theory.
The two doctors theorize that the Noni fruit’s effectiveness could be isolated in the Golgi Apparatus (GA) found in human body cells. An adult human being is made up of approximately 100,000 billion cells. The function of the GA is to bring together and distribute various compounds to cells that need them. In their theory, when Noni juice is consumed, the various components are absorbed into the body. It is the belief of the two men that proxeronine, found in Noni juice, gathers in the GA where it is combined with other bio-chemicals the body uses to maintain properly functioning cells.
Once proxeronine and these other bio-chemicals are combined, the GA gives the package an address for the sick cell and it is delivered through the blood stream. After the package arrives to the sick cell, the package is unpacked and the proxeronine is combined with another enzyme, proxeroninase, that is then converted to xeronine. Xeronine is at the center of the theory, believed to work with other biochemicals to create an adaptogenic compound used to help a specific cell. Through this process, the Heinicke-Solomon theory states the cell regains a state of homeostasis that leads the body back to a balanced state.
The theory that the Golgi Apparatus is able to package and deliver specific proteins through the blood to a damaged cell and help repair itself is similar to the discovery Dr. Günter Blobel of Rockefeller University made, which was awarded the 1999 Nobel Prize in medicine. Dr. Blobel was awarded the Nobel Prize " for the discovery that proteins have intrinsic signals that govern their transport and localization in the cell." The principles described by Günter Blobel is that a number of human hereditary diseases are caused by errors in these signals and transport mechanisms of our cells.
Research studies suggest that the compounds found in Noni may work at the cellular level in the human body to help abnormally functioning cells resume normal function and help normal cells maintain regular function*
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Re: any one heard of noni juice
« Reply #8 on: Jun 20th, 2005, 2:46pm » |
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Nani Juice?
nevermind... 
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Re: any one heard of noni juice
« Reply #9 on: Jun 20th, 2005, 3:09pm » |
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on Jun 20th, 2005, 2:46pm, vig wrote:Nani Juice?
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I heard that!! 
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Re: any one heard of noni juice
« Reply #10 on: Jun 20th, 2005, 3:34pm » |
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on Jun 20th, 2005, 2:46pm, vig wrote:Nani Juice?
nevermind... |
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Re: any one heard of noni juice
« Reply #11 on: Jun 20th, 2005, 5:45pm » |
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noni, noni,
bo boni,
banana fana fo foni,
fee fi mo moni,
noni!
That stuff has been a joke around here for many years.
Thanks for mentioning it. It brings a big smile to my face thinking back to all the poor trolls that were killed.
Some deserved it, the rest just needed killing.
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Re: any one heard of noni juice
« Reply #12 on: Jun 21st, 2005, 8:06am » |
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How's everyone's golgi apparatus functioning today?
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