I know why god makes little babys so cute. It is so you have something to remember when you would like to kill them.

1 16 year old for sale
Comes fully loaded with
Car, Cell phone, Computer and Xbox 360
Great Deal!!!!
Brain although slightly irregular (bad attitude and CH) has hardly ever been used ::)

Will take best offer! ;)

I'll throw in my husband.  

Except for him not being the one with CH, they seem like a match pair.

Does he clean bathrooms??? I'm just starting to not want to sell my son who is 25 although today he acted like he was 16. He sent Lisa a card a week late for her 23rd birthday with a chek in it for 23 cents. Boys...... :D

Charlotte

I'd be willing to make it a BOGO . . . . buy one get one free. . . .

Mine doesn't have CH or drive yet, but he's fully loaded with attitude and never at a loss for words . . . .

::)

I'm so glad my daddy loves me. ;D

Broken

Mine just left -- he's 39 -- I'll thow him in for free!!!!! He comes with attitude and migraines... but he's cute... (I get to keep the grandkid! - he's still young enough to mold!)

Hugs BD

Just great no takers, just a big pile of used kids nobody wants. ::)

Gena, you might as well keep him.  Good days/bad days, lol.  I'm down to my last teenager and I like her, most of the time.  Maybe we could swap.  Would you like a 19 year old daughter?

Charlotte

Charlotte wrote on Jul 1^st, 2008 at 9:22am:

Gena, you might as well keep him.  Good days/bad days, lol.  I'm down to my last teenager and I like her, most of the time.  Maybe we could swap.  Would you like a 19 year old daughter? Charlotte

That would be fine with me  ;D

But, poor Thomas would kill himself trying to keep the boys away :P

It must be such a drag being unwanted and unloved.

(When will these alien creatures ever learn?)

Funny...... Just saw something about moms for sale  [smiley=yikes.gif]

ik, SO i'VE GOT A TWOFER!
This will be in the free section:

Up for grabs,
1 32 yr old male,
physically and mentally prime material,
10 yr old male,
smart and handsome-a spitting image of the 32 yr old...........
32 yr old excels at video games, sports-watching, complaining and kitchen-messing
I'd like the 10 yr old back half of each week, so I can do some remodeling on him...........there's still hope!
MUST HAVE LOTS OF MONEY to support these two.

Call me SOONEST if you have interest!

Cathi :D

OH, Come on GUYS!!!!!   You know you'd miss them!!!!!!!   Take a look at those boys while they're sleeping.  It'll all come back to you.  Their first smile, first word, the first time he said " I love you , Momma."    You'll want to hang on to them.................till they wake up!

Smile,

Jeannie

Boo - C'mon, get with the program. This is all tongue in cheek. Not a single person on here would trade 'em for the world.

We just wish they'd clean up after themselves and be a little more compliant. That's not asking too much, is it?

I know, Brew!   Actually, I want to give mine away when he's awake too!  In fact , he just woke up for the day and started spreading his sunshine all over the house.  Can you believe we are are forcing that boy to go to a Cardinal's baseball game with the family tonight!?  The nerve of us!  We should be just giving him the tickets so he can take his friends.  We are the worst parents in the world.  

Jeannie

wrote on Jul 1^st, 2008 at 1:12pm:

We just wish they'd clean up after themselves and be a little more compliant. That's not asking too much, is it?

Apparently it IS!!!!

Why is it (I am not sure if this goes for girls) that the more teenage boys you put together in one area, the lower their IQ gets!

I bet that there is actually a mathematical equation, or at least a physics theory.
:P

Kilroy 2.0 wrote on Jul 1^st, 2008 at 3:45pm:

[quote author=5545524054455240370 link=1214870183/0#13 date=1214932331] Why is it (I am not sure if this goes for girls) that the more teenage boys you put together in one area, the lower their IQ gets! I bet that there is actually a mathematical equation, or at least a physics theory. :P

Speaking from personal experience I don't find that equation changes with age.  At least I hope it never does  ;)

-Dennis-

who has a 17 y/o Daughter for sale, low miles, acts like she's 13 but does drive, still has that fresh teenager mouth which makes her easy on the eyes but rough on the ears  ::)

I didn't have any takers for any of mine, I'm a single dad and would have paid let 'em go cheap. One 17 y/o left...expert at turning groceries into septic tank filler.

But I'll have my revenge. My 19 y/o son had a baby girl yesterday for me to spoil...ROTTEN!!!

ROFL  I'm on the phone with my daughter (25) and she yelled at my granddaughter "No Hannah, you can't put a leash on your brother!"

Yep, the babies are why we don't choke the living shit outa teenagers.

As we know, kids take time and money

Kids = Time x Money

And since "Time is money"

Time = Money Kids = Money x Money = Money^2

However, "Money is the root of all evil"

Money = *{Evil} kids = Money^2 = (*(Evil))^2

Therefore, we are forced to conclude that:

kids = Evil
;D

Kilroy 2.0 wrote on Jul 1^st, 2008 at 5:08pm:

Therefore, we are forced to conclude that: kids = Evil ;D

ROTFL

Congratulations on your new grandchild Grinner!

I was about to say don't worry if you can't sell your boys. They may get married and become someone elses problem. I felt so guilty at my sons wedding like "do you know what your getting yourself into!!??" But I was good, and sat and smiled through the whole wedding. Now I'm waiting for the grankid thing but not too anxious.

Charlotted

We'll get our turn !   Someday they will be parents of teenagers AND they will have to deal with their elderly parents!   HE HE HE !

Jeannie

Quote:

Why is it (I am not sure if this goes for girls)

It does.  There is nothing goofier than a gaggle of teenage girls.  

Trust me on this.

Best,

George

George wrote on Jul 1^st, 2008 at 5:15pm:

Quote: Why is it (I am not sure if this goes for girls) It does.  There is nothing goofier than a gaggle of teenage girls.   Trust me on this. Best, George

What he said! :D

Charlotte

How big did you say is his trust fund?

I have an extra bedroom he can stay in, a yard he can mow, many flower beds he can de-weed, a clean hot tub he can use, a riding mower he may drive, and a few vehicles he can wash/wax.

I located in MD between Baltimore, Annapolis, and Washington DC. Loverly suburban community on a quiet dead end street. Neihgbors are freindly (at least they put up with my shit..), much nature to enjoy such as: deer, possum, raccons, squirrels, chipmunks and GROUNDHOGS. I gave up on the 'Witness Relocation Program-Operation Groundhog) and have gone back to 'Wnchester Repeating Arms, Co.' and friends.

Song burds and many wild birds. Humming birds adore the feeder, which he is welcome to clean and refill, and Gold Finches flock to my sunflower plants. He is also welcome to enjoy the abudance of tomatoes from the garden and weed it whilst he's there!

How much is that trust fund again????


TomM