To Be 6 Again...


A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!'


The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.   ;D

Some truths are self evident.  :)

Well at last written in black & white. ;)  

No matter what we do, no matter how hard we try we will always be wrong.[smiley=bash.gif]

Sheez
Barry

Barry_T_Coles wrote on Jul 8^th, 2008 at 8:49pm:

No matter what we do, no matter how hard we try we will always be wrong.[smiley=bash.gif] Sheez Barry

Thats unless we are bashing their brains in with a sledge hammer.......Opps, wrong fourm.....LOL  :D

Can I be 6 again? That sounds fun! ;D

Broken

Barry_T_Coles wrote on Jul 8^th, 2008 at 8:49pm:

No matter what we do, no matter how hard we try we will always be wrong.[smiley=bash.gif]

Embrace it. Love it. Live it.

Your life will become so much less complicated.

Bill,

You are wise beyond your years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jimmers

wrote on Jul 9^th, 2008 at 11:29am:

Bill, You are wise beyond your years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jimmers

Actually, my years are quickly catching up to my wisdom.

My husband made it simple for me.  He told me before we got married, that if I wanted him to do something or needed to tell him something that I really wanted him to understand, then I better make sure that I say it as plainly and with as few words as possible.  If I failed to do that, and did not get what I wanted out of it. It was my own damn fault.  :D  We just celebrated our 12 year anniversary, so something must be working right.  ;)