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Title: Fortune cookies
Post by alienspacebabe on Jul 17^th, 2008 at 9:10pm

I'm in Iowa right now - attending a class for licensing and certification. 20 students - 19 of them males. Tonight 7 of us went to dinner at PF Changs.

After dinner, the instructor "Joe Mags" (cool guy) declared that all fortune cookies must now and forever end with "under the sheets". His: "your dreams will come true"
Another: "you will receive contentment"

kinda risque, huh?

then you get to mine - the lone female.... "you will soon embark on a business venture"

yes, all 6 men chimed in "under the sheets!!!" (I *love* being able to laugh at myself!)

Title: Re: Fortune cookies
Post by Karla on Jul 17^th, 2008 at 10:04pm

I love it. That is so funny!!

Title: Re: Fortune cookies
Post by Tiannia on Jul 17^th, 2008 at 10:22pm

That is awesome. ;D

Title: Re: Fortune cookies
Post by Redd on Jul 17^th, 2008 at 10:38pm

Aren't double intandras great?

Enjoy your time there sis. :)

Title: Re: Fortune cookies
Post by Mosaicwench on Jul 18^th, 2008 at 12:16am

We always start fortune cookie fortunes with "when in bed . . . " and then the fortune. Works about the same!

What? You left your clusterballs unattended??? Oh, the humanity!

:D

Title: Re: Fortune cookies
Post by PollyPocket on Jul 18^th, 2008 at 2:50pm

LOL Lizzie!!!

Title: Re: Fortune cookies
Post by midwestbeth on Jul 18^th, 2008 at 3:39pm

Title: Re: Fortune cookies
Post by alienspacebabe on Jul 18^th, 2008 at 5:39pm

Mosaicwench wrote on Jul 18^th, 2008 at 12:16am:

What? You left your clusterballs unattended??? Oh, the humanity!

:D

Bartholomew should be guarding them well - I left my balls in good hands (erm... paws?)