OK, I have been away for the past week, down to the beach.  What an AWESOME week it was, too!!  The only drawback was that the beast followed me, even though I tried to sneak out, without him seeing me.  I sure gave some lessons, about CH, to the group I was with! (Why do I ALWAYS end up doing that?)

I know it is too much to think that all y'all behaved, and SOME of you couldn't behave if your life depended on it, but I hope that at least SOME of you were good ... or at least good at being bad!

Now I just have to recuperate from falling down the stairs ... My right ankle, my left groin muscle, and right wrist sure have felt better!  At least the swelling is going down.  The equilibrium problems and dizziness had backed off some, so I stopped using the cane.  Not a smart thing to do (I never claimed to be too smucken fart ...) when going up or down stairs.

OK, now I am back, patrolling these hallowed halls, to keep all y'all in line ... Be FOREWARNED!  (Do ya hear that, Ernie, Barb, Helen, Linda, Jonny, Cathi, Svenn, Batch, Guiseppi, ALL the Brew crew, DonnaH, and all you other reprobates?)

The constable,
Chuck

We've all been chasing Ike and will not be checking in for at least a week.

Hmmm.. a groin injury???

Weren't in the loo were you Chuckles?!  :-*

Helen (the little angel) xxx

I YAM SOO NOT AFRAID OF YOU, YA OLD BROKENDOWN BAG O'SCURVYBONES!

Going out now to TP someone's chouse, then, I think I'll....I'''l...think of sumpin ELSE to do.........
Reprobate, my Aunt Fanny!

Glad you're home, ya dunderhead! :D

Love,
Cathi :P

Boy, I am glad I'm not on Chuckie's naughty list!!

I'm a perfect angel. [smiley=engel017.gif]


Welcome home Chuck, sorry about the damage to the stairs. :P

Keeping us in line?  Why, what's at the end of the line?   A surprise?  Oh Chuckie, you're always full of surprises!

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Charlie...who hopes you find your feet again. WB Chuck

well at least you didn't fall UP the stairs!

hope you recover quickly!

lisa

I refuse to behave... but you already knew that  ;)

Quit abusing the stairs, will ya?  

_{get better soon hon}

:-*

You didn't miss much  ::)

Glad you had a week off.  Though you have to find a way to take a vacation and return more or less as functional as when you left  :P

-Dennis- (Who will never grow up or behave!!!)

Glad you made it back in one piece

Hmmm, Let's see,

Your left groin muscle hurts, your right wrist is bothering you and the swelling ::) is going away.

Sounds like you had a lot of fun by yourself :D

Just kiddin, glad your back!

Jimmers

Welcome back, Chuck. I hope you'll feel better soon. :)

And yes, I behaved very well. In fact, I just put my "Rebel" neclace back in its box. ;)

Sanna

Chuck,

Is this a cousin of yours?

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-Dennis-

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Ya think it's time to get outa Dodge?

What fer, I like it.  Booze, womens, Colt strapped on, and today was payday.

Yeah but, Marshall Chuckles, he's a back in town.

That codger, what brings'em?

Yeah, he's a might slowed down a bit but ain't yet stepping down gracefully, broke a couple chairs and a table last in here.

Hell I saw that.  Ms Barbiebelle gave'm a tap on the shoulder, he swung around and had'er cleavage up his nose.  Damn, he flipped over one table and smashed up a good card game ta other side.

S'pose the bad blood between'm done tuckered?

She'll be kickin' off er heels singin' tonight, he won't show his face.

Don't know 'bout that.  I hear she's got herself some bare-ankled pink petticoats goin' now.

Yeah, got'm from ol' Paree, Chuckles might be gunnin' for'm, could be some bad blood brewin' in here later.  He ain't gave back that high heel of her's he caught last time and now pink petticoats.  Wait 'til he sees 'er fluffy red shoulder warmer, a showdown's in the cards, Tex.  

And I hear he ain't been takin' the stairs so well wearin' just that one high heel.  How's he gonna get 'er outa them sexy fixins of her's?

 Maybe a step or two slower but mark my words, don't undermine the man's courage.  He's still a good bone or two he ain't broken yet.

Sounds like those steps kicked the crap out of ya.... Too bad they didn't kick the CH out too!

Feel better soon!

Jeannie

Kevin_M wrote on Sep 15^th, 2008 at 2:22pm:

And I hear he ain't been takin' the stairs so well wearin' just that one high heel.  How's he gonna get 'er outa them sexy fixins of her's?

DAMN!  THAT was the problem!  Only one 6" spike heel shoe!

Chuckalina

(That is some funny shit!  LMFAO!)

wrote on Sep 14^th, 2008 at 5:40pm:

We've all been chasing Ike and will not be checking in for at least a week.

Pissed me off that Ike turned south for the Gulf!

MAYBE if I hadn't left my laptop (sitting right by the door to take) at home, I could have been a better doobie.

Sorry peeps!  I will TRY not to be such a senile old fart, in the future ...

Chuck

Melissa wrote on Sep 14^th, 2008 at 6:17pm:

Boy, I am glad I'm not on Chuckie's naughty list!!

Keep it up girlie!  I STILL have the "modify" button available to me!

Chuck

You senile old pervert!!!!!! I've been worried sick about you -- and you'll pay for all these NEW GRAY HAIRS you've put in my sweet little ole head!!!

My DSL has been down since Sat and I didn't even know you'd checked in and have worried and worried and worried.... Should have known better!@!##$%^%^  Just see if I do it again!!!!!!

And if you think you're getting any sympathy about a "groin" injury from me -- THINK AGAIN -- JUSTICE for not checking in I always say....

BarbaraD wrote on Sep 17^th, 2008 at 5:38pm:

You senile old pervert!!!!!! I've been worried sick about you -- and you'll pay for all these NEW GRAY HAIRS you've put in my sweet little ole head!!! My DSL has been down since Sat and I didn't even know you'd checked in and have worried and worried and worried.... Should have known better!@!##$%^%^  Just see if I do it again!!!!!! And if you think you're getting any sympathy about a "groin" injury from me -- THINK AGAIN -- JUSTICE for not checking in I always say....

<meekly>  
Yes, Mommy ....  
Sorry Mommy ...
<hanging head in shame> (NOT!)

Yeah ...welll.... just don't you EVER pull a stunt like that again!!!!

Chuck:

You need to be more "laid back" and less "laid up" in the future.

(You can take that any way you want to, but I'm church going folk)

;)

Ray