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Title: Zero to 200
Post by George_J on Sep 18^th, 2008 at 2:00am

Friend of mine forgot his anniversary a couple weeks ago. Hey, it happens.

His wife was very, very upset about it. She told him,

"If you know what's good for you, I'll expect to see something new in the driveway tomorrow--and I want it to go from zero to 200 in three seconds flat."

Next morning, she looked out on the driveway, and discovered a brand-new bathroom scale.

I haven't heard from my friend in awhile. :'(

Title: Re: Zero to 200
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Sep 18^th, 2008 at 4:09am

;D ;D

Title: Re: Zero to 200
Post by MR_FLOOR on Sep 18^th, 2008 at 10:49am

;D ;D ;D :D

Title: Re: Zero to 200
Post by andrewjb on Sep 20^th, 2008 at 3:08am

;D.