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ANYONE WANT TO KNOW IF PETE SURVIVED THOSE LAWS? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



SVENN

I can see Pete was prepared, with you two as battle comrades the bravery law is covered.    

Inge's picture shows her to be an inspiring Viking merchant.  In his effort to keep the camp in order by arranging enjoyable activities, Pete may already be planning a return.  ;)


Sail on explorers   :)

Hmmmm???  I wonder who the ONE chief is?

My money is on Bente!!!

-Dennis-

The short answer to Svenn’s question is...  I didn't survive....  Like a good Navy fighter pilot, I thought I was prepared, but I wasn’t…  I went down in flames...

5 minutes after checking into my room in Haugesund, Norway for the cluster headache and migraine conference, I strolled down to the hotel bar to wet my whistle and came face to face with a Viking Goddess who's stunning beauty left me defenseless...

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Inga

There were many more just like Inga in Haugesund...  I was out numbered...  Need I say any more?

V/R, Batch

But Batch, quickly remembering the number one rule of war, no battle plan survives the initial engagement, I'm certain you improvised and overcame adversity.........and ummmm.... ::)will post pics of same!!!!

Guiseppi :P

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I went down in flames... defenseless... I was out numbered...

Pete, the boys back at base got your message, pilot down.  The picture gives them a partial idea of what Norway had waiting for you, fellow pilots each filling in the rest with imaginative proportioned lines.  What emerges... they're remembering this well, each man with the picture taped inside their lockers.  Volunteers are eagerly unanimous for an extraction mission.  
 Originally planned as snatch and grab operation for you, things have changed.  With your fellow pilot's input they're willing enough for a two-week mission -- casually get to know this superior force and afterwards spreading out to make prolonged contact with the others, proof they say of this unbelievable information.  Then, they said, once this hard work is done... well that's the plan so far, except your code name is Lucky SOB.

Word from our foreign office reminded them Norway is a friendly country, your return is likely, but the pilots want to know why that should change anything and what the H*LL kind of odds are "likely", they're suited up.  Anyway, expect a full debriefing of details around a campfire, they've renamed you F'n Lucky SOB.

Kevin,

It’s comforting to know the boys back at the base are thinking about me and eager to help, but an extraction mission will not be required…  It’s 06:00 and I’ve only a few hours left here in the Way North, so I’ll be brief in getting this message out…

Svenn and Bente of the CH underground here in Oslo have arranged safe passage for me to Lufthaven Gardermoen early this morning where the SAS will fly me to Heathrow.  From there the folks at United will fly me on a great circle route over the North Atlantic past Greenland and Labrador into Dulles and the land of the Freddie and Fannie crash sites.  

If my repatriation is successful, I will prepare a complete debrief of the DEVO2THERAPY™ “cover mission” to Haugesund as Michael calls it, with photographic proof by SEPCOR.  However, as I’m sure the boys back at the base are eager for more “lessons learned” information, I’ll comment briefly on the Joint Tactics, Techniques, and Procedures (JTTP) employed in the special mission with the following short, but confidential and close-hold back brief.

1.      The opposing force is exceptionally well educated, poised, and speaks flawless English.  Caution - they do slip back into native tongue to cover tactical communications.

2.      What may appear to be a target-enriched environment is actually a trap…  They employ swarming tactics that make mutual support from a wingman nearly impossible.

3.      They also employ cover and deception so effectively it would make Sun Szu blush.  It appears the local custom involves wearing the wedding band on the right hand…  Accordingly, it would appear wise to do an accurate visual ID before pulling for a shot.

4.      Dancing, as defined as a naval engagement without the loss of seaman…  may not be possible.

5.      Bring heavy duty plastic or a pocket full of the local currency, as libations in the target area are very pricey…  It would also be wise to swing through the Duty Free shop upon arrival at Lufthaven Gardermoen to stock up on desired liquid fortifications.

6.      Missions into the target areas should be made solo if at all possible as taking a wife along would be tantamount to going poaching with the game warden and that could easily result in friendly fire…

7.      Somehow I avoided capture…  I don’t know how…  or why…  so I’m unable to say what techniques they use to force their captives into submission.  However as they all appear to be very fit and athletic, I suspect it involves frequent sessions of sensory overload.

All for now and take care,

V/R, Batch

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came face to face with a Viking Goddess who's stunning beauty left me defenseless... - - - - - - - Inga There were many more just like Inga in Haugesund...  I was out numbered...  Need I say any more? V/R, Batch

Mrs. Batch doesn't read these boards, right?

If she does...you may want to think about staying in Norway and renting a room from Svenn.