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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> Economic Models explained with Cows PT1 http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1224243113 Message started by darknight on Oct 17th, 2008 at 7:31am |
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Title: Economic Models explained with Cows PT1 Post by darknight on Oct 17th, 2008 at 7:31am
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows, You give one to your neighbour COMMUNISM You have 2 cows The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows The State takes both and shoots you |
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Title: Re: Economic Models explained with Cows PT1 Post by darknight on Oct 17th, 2008 at 7:35am
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows You sell one and buy a bull Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows You sell them and retire on the income SURREALISM You have two giraffes The government requires you to take harmonica lessons AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows |
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