On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,  and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.





The moral of the story?
(yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)








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'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks'  

(Didja ever wonder why Jonny doesn't have a Harley?)

;D ;D ;D
Thanks Chuck, good one! ;)

Good Lord Chuck!  It's Five in the Morning here!!!!!!! And I get up to this!!!!    LMAO.... And a fine morning to you too..

Hugs BD

I haven't been on here in quite some time... and this is the first bit of wisdom I pick up.

Thanks Chuck. I'm wearing coffee on my beard now.  ;D

ROTFLMFAO  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

nice

nice :D

ooh, ,ooh,ooh  I want to say something so damn bad and I can't.  


Damn it!!!!!!!!!   :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

(How long do I have?  lets see...November to August= 10 months. Good grief, I'm gonna burst before then)


         

Linda_Howell wrote on Oct 24^th, 2008 at 6:42pm:

ooh, ,ooh,ooh  I want to say something so damn bad and I can't.   Damn it!!!!!!!!!   :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X (How long do I have?  lets see...November to August= 10 months. Good grief, I'm gonna burst before then)

LMMFAO....Go for it!  :D ;D :D

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Re: Today's Moral ... Reply #8 - Today at 3:44pm     Linda_Howell wrote on Today at 3:42pm: ooh, ,ooh,ooh  I want to say something so damn bad and I can't.   Damn it!!!!!!!!!       (How long do I have?  lets see...November to August= 10 months. Good grief, I'm gonna burst before then)   LMMFAO....Go for it!       Back to top

Nah...lol  I can't.  I gave my word, and that means more to me than any amount of money I may have.   Chuck really did a nice thing for me at the convention and I owe him.   Bought me a demand valve set-up from Linde that cost over 300 dollars and presented it to me.

But come next August....he's fair game.   [smiley=bloos.gif]

[smiley=bow.gif]CHUCK! [smiley=bow.gif]

Way to go brother!   :-*