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Title: I think you're the father of one of my kids...
Post by Melissa on Nov 9^th, 2008 at 11:32am

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.

He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

"No, I'm your son's teacher."

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Post by flipperlips on Nov 9^th, 2008 at 11:34am

Now that is funny ;D

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Post by midwestbeth on Nov 9^th, 2008 at 11:39am

Funny! ;D

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Post by cash5542 on Nov 9^th, 2008 at 12:56pm

That was great! I always talk about my students as "my kids", all 700 plus of them.

Charlotte

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Post by Ray on Nov 9^th, 2008 at 12:57pm

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Post by barry_sword on Nov 9^th, 2008 at 1:04pm

LMAO!! ;D

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Post by Melissa on Nov 9^th, 2008 at 7:59pm

I don't know why, but when I read about the wet celery, I thought of Chuck...

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Post by Charlie on Nov 9^th, 2008 at 9:24pm

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Title: Re: I think you're the father of one of my kids...
Post by ClusterChuck on Nov 9^th, 2008 at 11:06pm

Melissa wrote on Nov 9^th, 2008 at 11:32am:

your partner whipped my butt with wet celery

Melissa wrote on Nov 9^th, 2008 at 7:59pm:

I don't know why, but when I read about the wet celery, I thought of Chuck...

Hey!!! I have never been whipped ... ... ...

with wet celery ... ... ... ...

YET!

Chuck

Title: Re: I think you're the father of one of my kids...
Post by BarbaraD on Nov 10^th, 2008 at 7:09am

But Chuckles -- the day is still YOUNG..... :)

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Post by Honeybee on Nov 10^th, 2008 at 9:06am

OMG thats funny! ;D