An innocent trip to the grocery store turns into an 8 year old begging for an orgasm:

Doing a little shopping at the supermarket, go to the checkout stand and there is a magazine with a picture of Jessica Simpson's mammary glands on the cover. Next to it are the words: YOUR ORGASM FACE.
So Dianan asks Daddy, what's an orgasm?  I didn't quite know what to say, so I said "It's a kind of fruit......sour like a lemon"  

She likes to eat lemons, so she asked if we could get an orgasm for her to bring to school in her lunchbox.  All the way walking out the door and to the car she kept asking "Can I please have an orgasm?  Please?  Pleeeeeeease?"

Then, after failing at getting her own orgasm, she shows her selflessness and asks if we can get an orgasm to give to her teacher.  

;D

OMG....LMAO   ;D  Now THAT is some funny stuff, Dad!!!!!!!!!

OMFG :o


hahahahhahahaha

OMG, out of the mouth of babes, and can't wait until she shares it with her whole class tomorrow...................

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Kids are PRICELESS!

Whoo boy, you got some explaining to do with kidlet!  I can just hear Dianan now, "Ms. So and So, I wanted daddy to get you an orgasm while we were at the store yesterday, but he  wouldn't.", teacher expresses shock and Dianan not understanding reaches over and pats the teacher and tells her, "well, he wouldn't get me one either".

Glad this is you and I'm way passed that stage.

Carolyn

Nice.

Hilarious

;D

Yeah, you got some splainin' to do before tomorrow morning!! Good luck!!

Charlotte

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Been a while, but I remember how answers had to be carefully chosen sometimes.  

That's priceless.

Best,

George

The first thing I thought of when I read this post was the TV show, Kids Say The Darndest Things.  I think Art Linkletter was the host?

Too cute!!  Thanks for sharing......a good giggle on a rough day was surely needed today.

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I have a feeling that Art Linkletter would have to go on retreat if one of his kids said that.

Charlie

HaHa   Very funny story.

I feel a parent teacher conference coming up.   ;D


       Brian, your answer to her was.....how shall I say it?   uh....er...o.k., I got it....lame.   what were you thinking?   I would have told her I'd explain it when we got home.   At her age she'd have forgotten about it totally by the time you pulled into the drive-way.

Linda_Howell wrote on Nov 10^th, 2008 at 9:53pm:

At her age she'd have forgotten about it totally by the time you pulled into the drive-way.

I wouldn't bet on that one Linda.  Some kids are more tenacious than pit bulls and would not have dropped something like that, especially if they realized that mommy or daddy was uncomfortable.

That is hilarious!

Thanks for sharing that one with us.

though, really funny, ..................i believe it may be time, that is if she asks again, to answer her, if a BRIEF sentence, truthfully..............that will probably keep her quiet, though................................if she questions again, you may offer more, but it will be worth it in the long  run....honesty is the best policy, especially in these days..........i am sure you do not want her embarrassed in a classroom situation and it may happen.............................just my thoughts on how i handled...........................every parent does handle differently..............just my 2 cents................
deb

Sorry Caroline...  MOST kids (and I've had 7, woulda forgotten)  Telling her an orgasm is a citrus fruit wasn't the greatest answer.  I certainly would have said I'd talk to her about it when we got home.

 Brian,  ya know I love you dear.  

Let us know how this plays out.  LOL    ;D ;D ;D

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Oh my goodness... Kids are the best! I do hope that she forgot all about it by the time you got back home.

Note to self: when I'm babysitting/a mom and near magazines, turn them around...

Sanna

That is too funny.   ;D

that lil story made me smile. havent done that in a while :).

Ok, already DID SHE TAKE HER TEACHER AN ORGASM????

Inquiring minds just gotta know the details.... :-[ :-[

Hugs BD

ChefChris wrote on Nov 12^th, 2008 at 1:35pm:

havent done that in a while :).

Which one...Smile or orgasm?
Sorry, had to go there.
TomM

BarbaraD wrote on Nov 12^th, 2008 at 3:00pm:

Ok, already DID SHE TAKE HER TEACHER AN ORGASM???? Inquiring minds just gotta know the details.... :-[ :-[ Hugs BD

Daddy is gonna deliver that one personally!
;)

Glad I haven't got kids yet......would have been stumped on that one....

;DLOL, B$ I tried to do a search for a fruit that sounds like orgasm but your S.O.L.  Good luck explaining that one every time you go to the store and they dont have orgasm fruit. ;D