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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> Portable-potty Humor http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1229967159 Message started by Rolomatic on Dec 22nd, 2008 at 12:32pm |
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Title: Portable-potty Humor Post by Rolomatic on Dec 22nd, 2008 at 12:32pm
What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever read in a Porta-Potty?
“Here I sit my cheeks a flexing, giving birth to another Texan” Disclaimer; I have nothing against Texans, it’s just the funniest one I ever saw. Keep em clean folks! Rolo… ;D |
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Title: Re: Portable-potty Humor Post by Barry_T_Coles on Dec 22nd, 2008 at 5:54pm
Many years ago in Adelaide South Australia they used to have pay toilets, the cost was one penny & the usual on the back of the door was.
Here I sat brocken hearted. Paid my penny & only farted. Cheers Barry |
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Title: Re: Portable-potty Humor Post by UnderTheRadar on Dec 22nd, 2008 at 9:35pm
a favorite of mine: "Don't worry about the the world ending tomorrow- it's already tomorrow in Australia" heheeheee
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Title: Re: Portable-potty Humor Post by jimmers on Dec 23rd, 2008 at 9:24am
Why are you looking up here to read this? the jokes in your hand! :D
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Title: Re: Portable-potty Humor Post by Barry_T_Coles on Dec 23rd, 2008 at 5:00pm UnderTheRadar wrote on Dec 22nd, 2008 at 9:35pm:
If the world ends here today I will endevour to let you know today so you can be ready for it tomorrow. ;) |
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Title: Re: Portable-potty Humor Post by Snapper21 on Dec 23rd, 2008 at 6:35pm
My girlfriends phone number.
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Title: Re: Portable-potty Humor Post by Barry_T_Coles on Dec 23rd, 2008 at 7:25pm Snapper21 wrote on Dec 23rd, 2008 at 6:35pm:
;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: Portable-potty Humor Post by UnderTheRadar on Dec 24th, 2008 at 2:58pm
MY phone number.
Just kidding!!! ;D |
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Title: Re: Portable-potty Humor Post by ClusterChuck on Dec 25th, 2008 at 4:20am
"Flush HARD. It is a long way to the mess hall ..."
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Title: Re: Portable-potty Humor Post by UnderTheRadar on Dec 25th, 2008 at 5:06pm
"If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, why'd they write a song about it?"
-and thanks to the aussies! It's good to have connections, eh what? ;) |
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Title: Re: Portable-potty Humor Post by Guiseppi on Dec 26th, 2008 at 3:48am
It's the finish to Barry's....
Here I sit, broken hearted. Paid my dime, and only farted. Ten minutes later I took a chance, tried to fart, and I crapped my pants! |
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Title: Re: Portable-potty Humor Post by AussieBrian on Dec 26th, 2008 at 7:53am
Best I saw was in the ladies dunny at Central Station in Sydney and wasn't on the back of the door but actually on its underside - "Lesbians make great limbo dancers".
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Title: Re: Portable-potty Humor Post by Callico on Dec 27th, 2008 at 2:38pm
"Don't throw your toothpicks in the outhouse. Crabs can pole vault!"
Jerry |
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Title: Re: Portable-potty Humor Post by Barry_T_Coles on Dec 28th, 2008 at 3:43am Callico wrote on Dec 27th, 2008 at 2:38pm:
There's also this one Please dont throw your ciggy butts in the urinal. They become soggy & hard to light. |
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Title: Re: Portable-potty Humor Post by Donna_D. on Dec 29th, 2008 at 2:32am
Scrawled across a condom vending machine....
"The gum in this machine tastes like rubber" ;D |
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Title: Re: Portable-potty Humor Post by Barry_T_Coles on Dec 29th, 2008 at 2:38am Donna_D. wrote on Dec 29th, 2008 at 2:32am:
;DMy imagination runs wild ::) :D |
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Title: Re: Portable-potty Humor Post by AussieBrian on Dec 29th, 2008 at 3:19pm
On another condom machine, "My dad reckons these things don't work."
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Title: Re: Portable-potty Humor Post by andrewjb on Dec 29th, 2008 at 3:43pm
Also in a ladies, up womens lib, make him sleep on the wet patch. andrew.
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Title: Re: Portable-potty Humor Post by Kilowatt3 on Dec 31st, 2008 at 6:20pm Callico wrote on Dec 27th, 2008 at 2:38pm:
It'll do you no good To stand on the seat. The crabs in here Can jump ten feet. |
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