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Message started by Artonio on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 11:10am

Title: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Artonio on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 11:10am
Tony looks about the empty room and finds nothing shiny to keep his attention. He sees Chuck from the corner of his eye, polishing his nails... Tony can not resist... he sneaks up behind him and pulls the back of his thong above his head...

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Jonny on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 11:30am
Tony tags Jonny in, Jonny steps over the top rope grabbing Chuck by the thong on his head. Tearing the thong off Chuck, Jonny bones him...Chuck desperately trys to run, but air has no traction.....LOL ;D

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Post by FramCire on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 12:10pm
:o

Oh the humanity!!!!

What did Chuck do to deserve this?  I'd tag in but I'm not in the mood to get my butt whooped... so good luck Chuck.

(*as I run out of the room*)

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Jonny on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 12:13pm

FramCire wrote on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 12:10pm:
:o

Oh the humanity!!!!

What did Chuck do to deserve this?  I'd tag in but I'm not in the mood to get my butt whooped... so good luck Chuck.

(*as I run out of the room*)


ROTFFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Artonio on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 12:24pm
As Chuck moans in Bliss agony Tony Climbs upon Jonny's shoulders and summersaults to the door Blocking Framcires escape... then he bitch slaps him, sending him flying into Jonny and Chuck.

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Ray on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 12:29pm
Ray, hearing the commotion, surveys the scene and says "wow"....

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Jonny on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 12:37pm
After being bowled over by Frammy, Jonny gets up and grabs Rays arm throwing him into the ring next to Chuck. Then tags Tony in.....

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Post by jimmers on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 12:40pm
Jimmers happens by and sees all of the so called "male bonding" ;) going on in that room and instantly heads to the tattoo parlor to get an "Exit Only" tat on his ass cheek before returning back.......

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Jonny on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 12:51pm
Seeing only ass and elbows of Jimmers running away and no Tony to tag in, Jonny body slams Chuck and Ray from the top rope. Chuck groans and Ray giggles as Jonny rolls out of the ring onto the cement floor knocked out........

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Post by M.R. on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 1:02pm
Mike looks up from his book....and wonders....of all the science experiments of the 50's....why forced sterilization wasn't one of them. Mike returns to his book.    ;D

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Jonny on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 1:04pm

M.R. wrote on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 1:02pm:
Mike looks up from his book....and wonders....of all the science experiments of the 50's....why forced sterilization wasn't one of them. Mike returns to his book.    ;D


LMMFAO!!!!!!! [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Artonio on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 1:04pm
Upon returning from a personal battle... Tony is delighted to see the tangle of limbs in the center of the ring... but, what really captures his attention is the sight of an unconscious Jonny on the floor... Tony remembers reading somewhere that to prevent a coma... it is sometimes prudent to insert an Ice cube into an orifice of the patient.

Ice cube inserted... Jonny does not respond... Jimmers, Ray Fram and Chuck see the seriousness of the situation and leave the ring to assist Tony... Each of them take turns trying to Smack Jonny back to consciousness.

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by jimmers on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 1:05pm
Seeing that jonny was unconscious, Chuck saw his opening and proceeded to jackhammer jonnys backside.............

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Jonny on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 1:13pm
Feeling the insertion of Chucks tip, Jonny jumps to the top rope, back flips and elbows Chucks head clean off. Looks over at Jimmers and says "Do you feel lucky, well, do ya punk?".......

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Melissa on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 1:46pm
Mel cracks a beer, lights a cigar and starts filming...

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Ray on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 1:52pm
Ray's next thought was about how youtube would never be the same... :o

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Em on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 2:03pm
Emily opens the door, sees the commotion and very quickly shuts it behind her, hoping that the image imprinted in her mind's eye will one day stop haunting her...

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Lenny on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 2:12pm

wrote on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 12:40pm:
Jimmers happens by and sees all of the so called "male bonding" ;) going on in that room and instantly heads to the tattoo parlor to get an "Exit Only" tat on his ass cheek before returning back.......

Little did Jimmers know that the tat man had a better idea and gave him one that read.....ENTER WITH CAUTION(of course Jimmer's was not made aware of this)....BTW,which one is wearing that superman outfit with the zoro mask..... :D :D :D

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Post by Frank_W on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 2:17pm
Frank stands outside, guzzling from a bottle of Jack Daniels and selling tickets to the fracas....

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by FramCire on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 2:17pm

Lenny wrote on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 2:12pm:

wrote on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 12:40pm:
Jimmers happens by and sees all of the so called "male bonding" ;) going on in that room and instantly heads to the tattoo parlor to get an "Exit Only" tat on his ass cheek before returning back.......

Little did Jimmers know that the tat man had a better idea and gave him one that read.....ENTER WITH CAUTION(of course Jimmer's was not made aware of this)....BTW,which one is wearing that superman outfit with the zoro mask..... :D :D :D



That's me.  I didn't enter this wearing it, but now Im not sure how I got it on.


Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Lenny on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 2:25pm
[/quote]


That's me.  I didn't enter this wearing it, but now Im not sure how I got it on.

[/quote]

That's what happens when you drink that J.D. that Frank had with him ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Frank_W on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 2:26pm
Actually, I kept the Jack and slipped HIM the moonshine.  ;D

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Lenny on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 2:28pm
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Jonny on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 2:28pm
Jonny slides out from under the ring and sees Melly filming, so he does a little dance knowing Ray will put it on youtube.

Jonny quickly races to the door to catch Em, but fails. Now he has to scalp a ticket from Frank to get back in....Grrrr >:(

Seeing Lenny ask to many questions enrages Jonny and Lenny gets a head butt. Seeing Frammy in a superman costume excites Jonny and he chases Frammy through the building.................

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Lenny on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 2:38pm
[quote author=0E2B2A2A3D440 link=1230999035/23#23 date=

Lenny gets a head butt. ................[/quote]

Wow.....it's only the third day of the year and look what i get.....Wow ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.....2009 is looking good  :D :D :D :D :D.....

On the serious side i would like to wish everyone and their loved ones a healthy 2009 (it might not be proper to put that on this thread) but i am doing it with no disrespect intended.....Lenny

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by seasonalboomer on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 2:39pm
Scott here's the all the racket down the hallway and calls the cops.

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Jonny on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 2:40pm

Lenny wrote on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 2:38pm:
[quote author=0E2B2A2A3D440 link=1230999035/23#23 date=

Lenny gets a head butt. ................


Wow.....it's only the third day of the year and look what i get.....Wow ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.....2009 is looking good  :D :D :D :D :D.....

On the serious side i would like to wish everyone and their loved ones a healthy 2009 (it might not be proper to put that on this thread) but i am doing it with no disrespect intended.....Lenny
[/quote]

Thanks brother, right back atcha!!!!

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by FramCire on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 3:14pm

wrote on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 2:40pm:

Lenny wrote on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 2:38pm:
[quote author=0E2B2A2A3D440 link=1230999035/23#23 date=

Lenny gets a head butt. ................


Wow.....it's only the third day of the year and look what i get.....Wow ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.....2009 is looking good  :D :D :D :D :D.....

On the serious side i would like to wish everyone and their loved ones a healthy 2009 (it might not be proper to put that on this thread) but i am doing it with no disrespect intended.....Lenny


Thanks brother, right back atcha!!!!
[/quote]


Seeing this love-fest Fram pulls out his violin and 2 teddy bears for the two love birds Lenny and Jonny.  Starts playing so they can dance and when he decides the dancing isnt good enough he starts firing bullets at their feet to make them dance.

Now, THATS dancing.

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by ClusterChuck on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 6:35pm
<Sputter ... Cough ... Gag>


"Why's everybody always picking on me??  "


Oye vay ...

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Artonio on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 7:11pm

ClusterChuck wrote on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 6:35pm:
<Sputter ... Cough ... Gag>


"Why's everybody always picking on me??  "


Oye vay ...


Tony does what he was trained to do when confronting someone suffering from hysteria...

and delivers five, rapid succession slaps to Chuck.

Melly.. Tony asks... Did you get that on video?  but it seems that she was pre-occupied with the soft porn scene that was happening in the ring... He diverts her attention for the Chuck scene, waits for the Que. and then slaps Chuck again.

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Frank_W on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 7:16pm
Frank swallows the rest of the Jack Daniels, throws the bottle in the air and then draws his revolver and shoots it to smithereens, and then rips up the rest of the tickets into confetti and showers the room with it.

FREE FOR ALLLLLLLLL!!!!!  :D [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif]

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Melissa on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 7:18pm
Wait Tony, I didn't get that, can you do it again?


You too Frank, only this time you have to tie your hands behind your back.

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Frank_W on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 7:32pm
Wow... Tearing the tix into confetti is going to be tough, using only my tongue!!  :o

I think I'm up for that Pepsi Challenge, though!  [smiley=sgrin.gif] ;D

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Cathi_Pierce on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 7:38pm
Sooo, Cathi arrives home from a warm, wonderful New Years celebration.snow-free, as she wished and runs headlong into THIS fracas!
She walks out, scratching her head, wondering if this is what happens when it snows too long where you live..........and remembering
TONY STARTED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy New Year, one and all! :-*
Back to cccold ccathi :D

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Post by M.R. on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 7:45pm
Mike looks up from his book....realizes that....yes....to much air born radiation will affect the population.....not for the better. He sighs......goes back to his book.

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by tuck on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 7:52pm
Tuck opens the door, naked, holding a gallon of mazola oil, a four foot boa constrictor, two doughnuts, and an electric sander.           "Damn,  They started without me"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by M.R. on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 8:06pm
Mike puts down his book and goes in search of young naked boobie porn...realizing that is the only way that image will be flushed from his brain.

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Charlie on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 11:17pm
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Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Melissa on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 11:35pm
electric sander??

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by tuck on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 11:38pm
they vibrate,,,,,ALOT

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Artonio on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 11:55pm
Slightly rested from slapping Chuck back from hysteria, Tony removed his swollen fingers from the bucket of ice and was delighted to see that tuck had remembered to bring the electric sander... yet, bitterly disappointed that he had failed to bring the auger.

He elbowed him in the face... took his boa and oil and proceeded to hogtie M.R whilst Frank tapped danced on his chest.

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by ClusterChuck on Jan 4th, 2009 at 12:40am
Chuck tries to hide his excitement at seeing Tuck ... NAKED .. with his toys ..

Chuck then bitch slaps Tony, for starting this and abusing him .. Then huddles in the corner to plan how to get Jonny NEXT ...

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Jonny on Jan 4th, 2009 at 12:46am

Frank_W wrote on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 7:32pm:
Wow... Tearing the tix into confetti is going to be tough, using only my tongue!!  :o

I think I'm up for that Pepsi Challenge, though!  [smiley=sgrin.gif] ;D



tuck wrote on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 7:52pm:
Tuck opens the door, naked, holding a gallon of mazola oil, a four foot boa constrictor, two doughnuts, and an electric sander.           "Damn,  They started without me"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



OMG, I think im going to piss myself after reading those two......LMMFAO  ;D



Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Jonny on Jan 4th, 2009 at 1:46am
Jonny grabs Tuck's mazola oil and oils up Chuck and himself, now we are ready for the fight....BRING IT!!!!!

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Why the fuck dont the IMG work?.....GRRRR >:(


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Post by Lenny on Jan 4th, 2009 at 2:17am

tuck wrote on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 11:38pm:
they vibrate,,,,,ALOT
now that was funny....

Little did Jonny know that Chuck is allergic to mazola oil( at the time,it did not matter to Chuck as he was caught in the moment).....As Jonny was oiling up Chuck's back side someone jumps into the ring singing (here i come to save the day) dressed as mighty mouse with an electric sander in hand (minus the sand paper).....I cant finish this (i need some of Franks J.D. or better yet some of that moonshine might do the trick)  :D :D :D :D :D



Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Jonny on Jan 4th, 2009 at 2:31am

Lenny wrote on Jan 4th, 2009 at 2:17am:

tuck wrote on Jan 3rd, 2009 at 11:38pm:
they vibrate,,,,,ALOT
now that was funny....

Little did Jonny know that Chuck is allergic to mazola oil( at the time,it did not matter to Chuck as he was caught in the moment).....As Jonny was oiling up Chuck's back side someone jumps into the ring singing (here i come to save the day) dressed as mighty mouse with an electric sander in hand (minus the sand paper).....I cant finish this (i need some of Franks J.D. or better yet some of that moonshine might do the trick)  :D :D :D :D :D


LMFAO!!!! :D

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Post by BarbaraD on Jan 4th, 2009 at 6:30am
UK OH... Here comes Barb with flyswatter in hand, "I told you kids to PLAY NICE and just look what a mess you've MADE!!!" Mel put that damn camera down NOW!!!"

JONNY!! CHUCK!!  Who STARTED this RUKUS?  Tony??? (looks at Tony's innocent face!)  Yeah right!!!   YOU TWO get busy and get this place cleaned up NOW!!!!

And the rest of YOU - you should be ashamed of yourselves - If you think your MOTHER's aren't going to hear about this - then think again!!!

I'm going to go lie down now -- and I don't want to see a mess when I get up -- DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!!!!!

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Post by ClusterChuck on Jan 4th, 2009 at 6:42am
As Barb leaves the room, Chuck sticks his tongue out at her retreating back ...

Chuck then looks, lecherously, at Jonny, and wiggles his "thingy" in Jonny's direction ...

And winks at him ...

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by BarbaraD on Jan 4th, 2009 at 7:46am
Barb opens the door and points at Chuck and Jonny... "And GET YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!


Don't make me have to come back in here!!!!  And CHUCK -- I SAW THAT!!!

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Post by barry_sword on Jan 4th, 2009 at 7:47am
As Barry started noticing it was rather quiet here for a Saturday night he decided to leave be until Sunday then go looking for everyone.

Walking past a room with the door closed he put his ear to the door with a glass for a listen and heard all this commotion going on so he kicked the door open and saw something he has never seen before in his life....................................
[smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]

All of my friends from Clusterville participating in, well, you know! ::) ::) ::)

Barry slowly backs away only to be wrestled to the floor by Jonny, then the rest jumped on top of him to make sure he did not squirm his way free. I yelled for Mel to put the video camera down and help me but to no avail, I am trapped in here with all of them!!!! [smiley=yikes.gif] [smiley=yikes.gif] [smiley=yikes.gif]

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Post by Jonny on Jan 4th, 2009 at 10:02am
Melly is laughing Hysterically at how small Chucks thingy is she can hardley keep the video camera still.

Mean while, Jonny drags Barry from the pile and pushes him out the door to safety....only to have Tony throw him back onto the pile.......

Melly cant stop laughing at Chucks.....well, you know.......

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Post by Frank_W on Jan 4th, 2009 at 10:03am
;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by ClusterChuck on Jan 4th, 2009 at 10:21am

wrote on Jan 4th, 2009 at 10:02am:
... how small Chucks thingy is ...

Hey, maybe I don't reach the bottom of the well, but I sure as hell whack the crap outta the sides!

It is not the size, it is how it is used ...

YOU, Jonny, seemed to be happy with it, the other night in the hotel room ...


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Post by jimmers on Jan 4th, 2009 at 10:36am
After finally composing herself and able to hold the camera still, Melly gets a close up shot of Chucks thingy and says "look, its a penis, but only smaller!" Chuck was irritated by this because Mel's camera doesn't have a Super Zoom feature so he.................

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Jonny on Jan 4th, 2009 at 10:39am

wrote on Jan 4th, 2009 at 10:36am:
After finally composing herself and able to hold the camera still, Melly gets a close up shot of Chucks thingy and says "look, its a penis, but only smaller!" Chuck was irritated by this because Mel's camera doesn't have a Super Zoom feature so he.................


Im pissing myself.....ROTFFLMMFAO!!!!!! [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Lenny on Jan 4th, 2009 at 12:55pm


That's me.  I didn't enter this wearing it, but now Im not sure how I got it on.

[/quote]

Dear Fram, As you know you ended up with that outfit on.....what you dont remember (might be a good thing) :D.....there were a few strong men that helped put that outfit on you (as they were doing this) it looked like there was some SERIOUS male bonding going on in the ring (it looked like you were having a good time) :D :D :D......

 My cell phone rang (important call) i had to leave the arena to hear the other party (the crowd was going crazy) way too loud.....when i got back it was over and you were laying in the middle of the ring looking dazed and VERY confused.....i asked a few of the people that were sitting in my section (whatever i was told i could not make out)as the crowd was so loud,they would not stop cheering(they were getting louder and louder as each second ticked).....I am sure that there are others here that can tell us what happened.....i will leave with 2 things to say.....

1) what happens in the ring,stays in the ring

2) in the future.....ask Frank what he is giving you before you drink it
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Jonny on Jan 4th, 2009 at 1:09pm
As Jonny comes running out of the dressing room with Chucks penis enlargement (a sock) he throws it to him, only to have Tony snatch it from the air. Now Chuck is really mad and goes after Tony so he can enlarge his penis.....LMMFAO.....Im in fucking tears here.....LOL ;D

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Post by barry_sword on Jan 4th, 2009 at 1:14pm
Are you still getting all this on Video Mel? ;D ;D ;D

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Post by flipperlips on Jan 4th, 2009 at 1:24pm
Jen walks in and says WTF????  Shakes her head and pulls up a chair to watch while laughing her ass off.  Jen is also hoping that Mel is still video taping because she wants to see the play by play, LMMFAO!!!!!

Seroiusly guys, I needed this huge laugh today.

[smiley=watchdrama8jm.gif]

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Jonny on Jan 4th, 2009 at 2:20pm
While Jen is sitting peacful eating her popcorn Jonny exposes himself to her [smiley=yikes.gif] as he runs by and tackles Tony to get Chucks penis enlargement system back ( the sock).

Meanwhile.......




Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by flipperlips on Jan 4th, 2009 at 3:39pm
Jonny exposing himself to Jen makes her shriek in horror.  She can't believe what she just seen.  She throws down her soda in search of something much stronger to drink hoping to forget what she just has just seen.

She then cheers Jonny on, hoping that he gets Chuck's penis enlargement system back (the sock).

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by jimmers on Jan 4th, 2009 at 3:55pm
because he said his foot was cold. I asked jonny,"why the hell do you have only one shoe on" to which he replied...........

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Charlie on Jan 4th, 2009 at 3:58pm

Quote:
After finally composing herself and able to hold the camera still, Melly gets a close up shot of Chucks thingy and says "look, its a penis, but only smaller!" Chuck was irritated by this because Mel's camera doesn't have a Super Zoom feature so he.................


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Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Jonny on Jan 4th, 2009 at 4:02pm

wrote on Jan 4th, 2009 at 3:55pm:
because he said his foot was cold. I asked jonny,"why the hell do you have only one shoe on" to which he replied...........


Chuck needed to bulk up for his meeting with Jimmers.....LOL  ;D

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Post by ClusterChuck on Jan 4th, 2009 at 4:32pm
Chuck is pissed off, now ... He goes and grabs Jonny's "boys" and drags him over to where Tony is laughing at the shenanigans, and Chuck grabs Tony's jewels, too, and then drags the two of them, screaming, over and throws them on top of Lenny.

Chuck then stands back and watches the grabfest ... wishing HE was in the middle of the grope-a-rama ...

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by FramCire on Jan 4th, 2009 at 4:36pm

ClusterChuck wrote on Jan 4th, 2009 at 4:32pm:
Chuck is pissed off, now ... He goes and grabs Jonny's "boys" and drags him over to where Tony is laughing at the shenanigans, and Chuck grabs Tony's jewels, too, and then drags the two of them, screaming, over and throws them on top of Lenny.

Chuck then stands back and watches the grabfest ... wishing HE was in the middle of the grope-a-rama ...


In what proves to be the saddest moment of the cumate, Chuck IS part of the gropefest, but does not notice.  As it seems age has dull the senses.  At this point Fram realizes his faux pas in pointing out this fact and is indeed awaiting his violent death at the hands of Chuck.

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Melissa on Jan 4th, 2009 at 6:24pm

barry_sword wrote on Jan 4th, 2009 at 1:14pm:
Are you still getting all this on Video Mel? ;D ;D ;D

Yeah, but I have to PEE!!! >:(

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by FramCire on Jan 4th, 2009 at 6:31pm

Melissa wrote on Jan 4th, 2009 at 6:24pm:

barry_sword wrote on Jan 4th, 2009 at 1:14pm:
Are you still getting all this on Video Mel? ;D ;D ;D

Yeah, but I have to PEE!!! >:(


So what, follow Jonny's lead and you wont miss a thing.

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Jonny on Jan 4th, 2009 at 8:35pm
After melly is done peeing.....We can get back to the fight!

Frammy is upside down with Chuck holding him by the ankles.....Jonny rushes up, headbutts Chuck and saves Fram.

Tony is nowhere to be seen.....WTF?..........

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Artonio on Jan 4th, 2009 at 8:55pm
While Chuck has Frammy by the ankles. Tony sees a chance to escape He climbs out slowly at first but the head butt Jonny administers to Chuck causes Chuck to drop Frammy's ankles... sending Tony flying as if shot from a cannon.

Tony lands in the audience on Jenn's lap when she smacks him in the head with a nearly empty bottle of JD ... he thanked her and finished the last few swallows....

With just enough liquid courage Tony enters the ring again ... Body slams Jonny, does a quick summersault landing on Chucks shoulders... in a scissor lock one can hear only muffled cries from Chuck...

He said....

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by Jonny on Jan 4th, 2009 at 9:04pm

Artonio wrote on Jan 4th, 2009 at 8:55pm:
He said....


Dont call me dumbass......You'll be banned!

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by seasonalboomer on Jan 4th, 2009 at 9:36pm
"Where the hell are the police?" Scott asks

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Post by Frank_W on Jan 4th, 2009 at 9:40pm

seasonalboomer wrote on Jan 4th, 2009 at 9:36pm:
"Where the hell are the police?" Scott asks



They're waiting by the turnbuckles to be tagged into the ring. (I sold 'em the tickets)  ;)

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Post by tuck on Jan 4th, 2009 at 9:59pm
Disgusted with this gahstly display of violence, Tuck gathers his mazola, whats left of his doughnuts and picks up his sander and heads for the door,,,,,,but wait,,,,,OMG  ,,, where is the snake??????????someone has "hid the snake"!!!!!!!                                               (this should make for some interesting responses! )           Tuck

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Post by ClusterChuck on Jan 4th, 2009 at 10:07pm
As Tony finally releases Chuck, and Chuck is falling to the floor, Chuck reaches out to grab whatever he can to break the fall ...  He latches onto something long and slender ...

It starts to move WITH him as he falls ..

He looks at what he has ...

OMG!  A SNAKE!!!

And he is pulling it out of Jonny's ...

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Post by flipperlips on Jan 5th, 2009 at 12:37am
Jen got awful excited when Tony fell in her lap.  She didn't mean to smack him in the head with the bottle it was just a reflex.  Now Jen's pissed because Tony took the rest of the JD and finished it.  She still isn't over Jonny exposing himself to her.  Now she is horrified to see Chuck pulling a snake out of the backside of Jonny's spandex.

Jen needs to go in search of some more booze to try to forget this train wreck.  She should just walk away, but she just can't stop looking  :o

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Post by jimmers on Jan 5th, 2009 at 9:52am
because she isn't quite sure if it is a snake or jonnys..................

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Post by Artonio on Jan 5th, 2009 at 10:02am

wrote on Jan 5th, 2009 at 9:52am:
because she isn't quite sure if it is a snake or jonnys..................


... portable enema apparatus.

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Post by jimmers on Jan 5th, 2009 at 11:01am
Not one to take any chances, Jen dons a Haz-Mat suit so she can get a better view of the apparatus. "What the hell is that" she said while..............

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Post by Frank_W on Jan 5th, 2009 at 11:16am
kick-starting that thang and laughing manically as she waved the....

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Post by purpleydog on Jan 5th, 2009 at 5:21pm

Frank_W wrote on Jan 5th, 2009 at 11:16am:
kick-starting that thang and laughing manically as she waved the....


Hose, which came unattached, and sprayed liquid ice all over Jonny, which froze him to the spot. Tony, leaping away from the spraying ice...

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Post by Artonio on Jan 5th, 2009 at 5:27pm

purpleydog wrote on Jan 5th, 2009 at 5:21pm:

Frank_W wrote on Jan 5th, 2009 at 11:16am:
kick-starting that thang and laughing manically as she waved the....


Hose, which came unattached, and sprayed liquid ice all over Jonny, which froze him to the spot. Tony, leaping away from the spraying ice...


saw this as his chance to fulfill a lifelong fantasy,  wrestling and figure skating... he gathered up the feather boa left behind and did an impromptu rendition of...

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Post by purpleydog on Jan 5th, 2009 at 5:28pm
The Hokey Pokey, while donning his ice skates...

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by FramCire on Jan 5th, 2009 at 6:17pm

purpleydog wrote on Jan 5th, 2009 at 5:28pm:
The Hokey Pokey, while donning his ice skates...


and nothing else.  This however led to the amazing.......

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Post by purpleydog on Jan 5th, 2009 at 7:25pm

FramCire wrote on Jan 5th, 2009 at 6:17pm:

purpleydog wrote on Jan 5th, 2009 at 5:28pm:
The Hokey Pokey, while donning his ice skates...


and nothing else.  This however led to the amazing.......


fact that Mel is STILL filming, while smoking the cigar, and she catches Jonny, who is now a statue, and Tony skating in circles around him in just a feather boa. Meanwhile, Frank jumps in with another bottle of moonshine. Frammy sees this and...

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Post by vietvet2tours on Jan 5th, 2009 at 8:11pm

FramCire wrote on Jan 5th, 2009 at 6:17pm:

purpleydog wrote on Jan 5th, 2009 at 5:28pm:
 


  This however led to the amazing.......


   End.

Kinder gentler Potter

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Post by Melissa on Jan 5th, 2009 at 8:13pm
LMAO@ the Hokey Pokey!! ;D

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Post by Lenny on Jan 5th, 2009 at 10:13pm
Jonny.....where are you.....This thread need's your help (it's like going to a stone's concert with no mick).....COME HELP US!!!!!

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Post by ClusterChuck on Jan 5th, 2009 at 11:14pm

Lenny wrote on Jan 5th, 2009 at 10:13pm:
Jonny.....where are you.....This thread need's your help (it's like going to a stone's concert with no mick).....COME HELP US!!!!!

It's past that wimp's bedtime ...


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Post by tuck on Jan 5th, 2009 at 11:19pm
Lenny wrote:
Jonny.....where are you.....This thread need's your help (it's like going to a stone's concert with no mick).....COME HELP US                     Good lord, the thought of that made my stomach turn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I f you would have said,"no Keith",,, I'd be hurling now!!!!!!!! Tuck

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Post by flipperlips on Jan 6th, 2009 at 10:51am

purpleydog wrote on Jan 5th, 2009 at 7:25pm:

FramCire wrote on Jan 5th, 2009 at 6:17pm:

purpleydog wrote on Jan 5th, 2009 at 5:28pm:
The Hokey Pokey, while donning his ice skates...


and nothing else.  This however led to the amazing.......


fact that Mel is STILL filming, while smoking the cigar, and she catches Jonny, who is now a statue, and Tony skating in circles around him in just a feather boa. Meanwhile, Frank jumps in with another bottle of moonshine. Frammy sees this and...


And escapes Chucks hold on his ankles.  Frammy runs over and body slams Frank and downs the moonshine.  Now Frank is pissed and he ...

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by purpleydog on Jan 6th, 2009 at 9:01pm

flipperlips wrote on Jan 6th, 2009 at 10:51am:

purpleydog wrote on Jan 5th, 2009 at 7:25pm:

FramCire wrote on Jan 5th, 2009 at 6:17pm:

purpleydog wrote on Jan 5th, 2009 at 5:28pm:
The Hokey Pokey, while donning his ice skates...


and nothing else.  This however led to the amazing.......


fact that Mel is STILL filming, while smoking the cigar, and she catches Jonny, who is now a statue, and Tony skating in circles around him in just a feather boa. Meanwhile, Frank jumps in with another bottle of moonshine. Frammy sees this and...


And escapes Chucks hold on his ankles.  Frammy runs over and body slams Frank and downs the moonshine.  Now Frank is pissed and he ...



body slams Frammy (that thar 'shine' is hard to come by), while lighting Mel's cigar,  and when Frammy loses his breath, a huge flame is ignited...

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Post by Em on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:40pm
that burns off all the hairs on Chucks...

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Post by ClusterChuck on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:45pm

Em wrote on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:40pm:
that burns off all the hairs on Chucks...

... head, seeing how ALL the other hair is kept fully shaved ...

Chuck wonders when this mayhem is going to end, when he looks up and sees MrsDeej walking in with an evil grin on her face ... and her hands suspiciously held behind her back ...

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Post by Melissa on Jan 7th, 2009 at 6:27pm
to which she then pulls out a big can of PEAS!!!

Title: Re: I'm bored... let's fight!
Post by purpleydog on Jan 7th, 2009 at 6:50pm
And then everyone gets out of the way as she opens the can of peas (yuck, btw)...

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Post by UnderTheRadar on Jan 7th, 2009 at 11:02pm
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Post by Em on Jan 8th, 2009 at 5:45pm
and fires them through a straw until...

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Post by Melissa on Jan 8th, 2009 at 6:43pm
several get stuck up Lenny's nose!!!  He then blew really, really hard and...

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Post by ClusterChuck on Jan 9th, 2009 at 4:38pm
Stephanie rolls on the floor, laughing, just imagining Deej being in the middle of this ... But then she hopes MiniDeej does not see this and try to ...

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