I just got off the phone with one: (I'm not making this up)

Him: 'elloo?? Dees ees Oleever Stone with Birch Telecom. May I speak to SAITO?!

Me: BITCH Telecom?!

Him: BIRCH!! May I speak to SAITO?!

Me: Oh!! BIRCH!! Well, if you would like to speak with Mr. Saito, you'll have to dial Tokyo. Would you like that number?

(pause)

Him: Who ees eet dere, who 'andles your local long distance and telephone service?

Me: We don't have telephones.

Him: Okay.... (long pause...) Thank you....

CLICK.

The whole office is roaring with laughter.  [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=sgrin.gif]

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Charlie

;D ;D ;D
Thank you Frank, that was just brilliant! ;D

One of them called me today - she was selling Elle magazine and ended the call quickly after I said kindly but firmly that I'm already subscribing to all the magazines I want.

Sanna :)

Ah Sanna... So innocent. I would have started asking them if they had anything like "Penthouse," "Easyrider," or "Chicks With Dicks." It's fun to hear them start stammering.

[smiley=sgrin.gif] ;D ;D

Classic!

I had one about a year ago from one in the sub continent & it went something like this.

Ring ring etc

G’day
Hallo am I being speaking to Mr Coles?
Mr Coles, who’s that?
Is this the phone of Mr Coles?
That could be the name of the bloke who lives here, Nah he’s not here mate if he was I wouldn’t be.
When Mr Coles are be coming home?
Dunno mate but I hope it’s not to soon cause I haven’t finished clearing out his stuff yet.
Ah so you are not knowing when he will be home?
Nah wouldn’t have a clue mate I’m just stealing all his stuff.
Ah you are working, so sorry for disturbing you while you be working.
That’s alright mate your working too so next on my list is your house.
Ah I must be going Goodbye. CLICK.


Didn’t hear from that one again

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good one frank

;D ;D ;D Barry, that's hilarious!

Johnny, that's an oldie but goodie. Classic...  ;D  ;D

I don't get telemarketer's calling me anymore.

I finks I'm blacklisted... it was so much FUN (for me!) too... *sniff*

Gee, I wonder why?  ;D ;D

Here are some really clever ones I found.  LOL

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;D Some of those are pretty good!  ;D

I don't care to deal with them so I used this option.

National Do Not Call Registry
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Your registration will not expire. Telephone numbers placed on the National Do Not Call Registry will remain on it permanently due to the Do-Not-Call Improvement Act of 2007, which became law in February 2008. Read more about it at
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WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
THE NATIONAL DO NOT CALL REGISTRY

The National Do Not Call Registry gives you a choice about whether to receive telemarketing calls at home. Most telemarketers should not call your number once it has been on the registry for 31 days. If they do, you can file a complaint at this Website. You can register your home or mobile phone for free.

As far as the few that slip by, I use this...
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...works like a charm!
;)

Here are two just for fun [from eBaum's World].

Tom Mabe - Cemetery Telemarketer Prank
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Telemarketer Crime Scene
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