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Message started by cynjeep89 on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:41pm

Title: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by cynjeep89 on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:41pm
Fat bottoms may be good for health, protect against diabetes - Harvard researchers

By Kate Sikora

The Daily Telegraph

January 06, 2009 12:00am

WOMEN can stop worrying about pear-shaped figures - fat bottoms have been scientifically proven to be a sign of good health.

New research, published in the journal Cell Metabolism, suggests the fat responsible for producing the pear shape flaunted by celebrities such as Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce may be active in protecting women from diseases by releasing certain hormones.

Buttock and hip fat may protect women against type 2 diabetes, from which more than 1.7 million Australians now suffer, researchers from the Harvard Medical School found.

When buttocks and hip fat from mice was injected into other mice, their bodies easily used the blood sugar-regulating hormone insulin and lost weight.

They were also able to make better use of insulin, the main hormone linked to diabetes.

It has long been known by scientists that types of fat can affect a person's health.

People with the apple shape, where fat is stored around the tummy, can be more prone to type 2 diabetes and heart disease. Those with pear-shaped bodies, where fat is collected in the buttocks, are less likely to have these disorders.

Researcher Dr Ronald Kahn insisted that not all fat was bad for health.

"The surprising thing was that it wasn't where the fat was located, it was the kind of fat that was the most important variable," he said.

"Even more surprising, it wasn't that abdominal fat was exerting negative effects but that subcutaneous fat was producing a good effect.

"I think it's an important result because not only does it say that not all fat is bad, but I think it points to a special aspect of fat where we need to do more research."

Scientists also monitored the health of the mice given the fat transplants. When it was inserted into the tummy area, the mice lost weight and their fat cells shrank. The researchers will now try to identify the hormones.

"If we can capture those (substances) we might have an opportunity to convert them into drugs or use them as guides to help develop drugs," Dr Kahn said.

By 2031 it is estimated that 3.3 million Australians will have type 2 diabetes. At least seven million are overweight or obese, costing the health system $8 billion a year.

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Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Em on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:45pm
I am a classic hourglass, but love that I now have an excellent excuse for my shapely behind!

Thank you Cyn!
xx

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Melissa on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:46pm
I'm $#% pear shaped and I HATE IT!!!  I've been trying to lose my ass, thighs and hips for YEARS.

Stupid scientists, what do they know?!?! :P :P :P



Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by vietvet2tours on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:47pm
my wife's gonna live forever.

           Potter

             

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Em on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:49pm

Quote:
my wife's gonna live forever.


But you may not if she sees this Potter!  ;)

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by ClusterChuck on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:50pm
I have close to fifty pounds of fat, I would be happy to donate for further research ...

(Just trying to help research, mind you ...)

Fat belly and lard ass Chuck

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by cynjeep89 on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:53pm
I've been trying to lose my butt, Mel but it follows me wherever I go. ;)

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Langa on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:59pm
If that's the case, i'm pretty healthy  :-[

Langa

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by barry_sword on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:59pm
FOR SALE IMMEDIATELY!!!!:

One Ladies mountain bike, a Wii game system, one Ladies snow shovel!!!

Wait until Angie gets home at 9:30pm and I can tell her the great news that she doesn't have to try and lose anymore weight!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO  [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Thanks Cyn, but I think I am so dead!!! [smiley=yikes.gif]

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Frank_W on Jan 7th, 2009 at 6:17pm
Big butts are NICE!! The twiggy, mop-handle look is soooo unappealing!

Throw the bones to the dogs and keep the meat for the MEN!! w00t!

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by BobG on Jan 7th, 2009 at 6:32pm
Good thing I'm not a woman (not that there's anything wrong with that). I ain't got a butt at all. None, nada, zero, zip. I can't even fill out the butt of shrink-to-fit-Levi's.  :-[

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Langa on Jan 7th, 2009 at 6:37pm
[quote author=6C414C692E0 link=1231368098/10#10 date=1231371156]Good thing I'm not a woman (not that there's anything wrong with that). I ain't got a butt at all. None, nada, zero, zip. I can't even fill out the butt of shrink-to-fit-Levi's.  :-[/quote]

Bob, I swear I haven't laughed so hard in so long...even Gordon was cracking up!  LMAO!!!  

Langa

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by cynjeep89 on Jan 7th, 2009 at 6:40pm
Hey, Bob.  I am willing to donate to your AWOL butt.  I'm sure I wouldn't miss it one bit.  

I switched to Lee jeans.  When the "Lee" label stretches out it doesn't look as bad as "W R A N G L E R" or "L E V I S". ;)

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Guiseppi on Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:11pm
I have NO opinion on this topic......nope...none... :-X
Large weather we're having........ ::)
Joe

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Mosaicwench on Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:25pm
Okay . . . .

My problem is that I keep finding all the butt fat that other people lose.

It's a curse . . . .

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by cash5542 on Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:33pm
A curse it may be, but a healthy one! And Joe you are quite smart to stay quiet. Thank you for making my day Cyn!! Maybe I'll skip my laps cause those extra kick sets aren't doing a whole lot anyways!


Charlotte (who is as pear shaped as they get!!)

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Lenny on Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:34pm

Frank_W wrote on Jan 7th, 2009 at 6:17pm:
Big butts are NICE!! The twiggy, mop-handle look is soooo unappealing!

Throw the bones to the dogs and keep the meat for the MEN!! w00


See Chuck.....Frank finds you sexy ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by KJ on Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:38pm
OK...this will get me in trouble with 50%, butt....

I hate the big ass trend! Who decided that Jhole and Bouncy and Kim KardASSian have nice figures? Damn, nope, no way....I hate those big asses! I think Cindy Crawford said, regarding JHole, "If I had an ass like that, I'd never leave the house".

Well put, Cindy. :)

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by PollyPocket on Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:52pm

KJ wrote on Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:38pm:
OK...this will get me in trouble with 50%, butt....

I hate the big ass trend! Who decided that Jhole and Bouncy and Kim KardASSian have nice figures? Damn, nope, no way....I hate those big asses! I think Cindy Crawford said, regarding JHole, "If I had an ass like that, I'd never leave the house".

Well put, Cindy. :)


I KNEW you couldn't resist this thread!   LOL

beep beep Jen

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by QnHeartMM on Jan 7th, 2009 at 8:05pm

Quote:
I have NO opinion on this topic......nope...none...
Large weather we're having........
Joe


Gosh I feel guilty for how censored Guiseppi must be feeling right now.  Maybe I should duck out for awhile? :-/

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Angie on Jan 7th, 2009 at 9:44pm

barry_sword wrote on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:59pm:
Thanks Cyn, but I think I am so dead!!! [smiley=yikes.gif]


YES, YOU ARE DEAD

I carry my fat in the belly, so I get to keep MY BIKE, thank you.LOL

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Mosaicwench on Jan 7th, 2009 at 9:46pm

QnHeartMM wrote on Jan 7th, 2009 at 8:05pm:

Quote:
I have NO opinion on this topic......nope...none...
Large weather we're having........
Joe


Gosh I feel guilty for how censored Guiseppi must be feeling right now.  Maybe I should duck out for awhile? :-/

NO!  Keep him honest!!

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 7th, 2009 at 10:46pm
oh....I want to say so much.   But then being a moderator I'd have to lock it.  So I won't.   But I wanna.  my baser insticts are taking over.....no they're not.  Yes they are...Oh sweet Jesus stop my fingers....

LMAO!


   

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by UnderTheRadar on Jan 7th, 2009 at 11:08pm
I KNEW I had a ghetto booty for a reason.... ;D

Now there's just scientific evidence to back it up!!!


Sir Mixalot FTW!!!!1!!

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by jimmers on Jan 7th, 2009 at 11:34pm

Linda_Howell wrote on Jan 7th, 2009 at 10:46pm:
oh....I want to say so much.   But then being a moderator I'd have to lock it.  So I won't.   But I wanna.  my baser insticts are taking over.....no they're not.  Yes they are...Oh sweet Jesus stop my fingers....

LMAO!

Say what you want Linda! When the hell did this site become the cruise line for the "Good Ship Lollipop" Geeze! I'm afraid to say anything anymore :-/

Jimmers


   


Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 8th, 2009 at 12:13am

Quote:
Say what you want Linda! When the hell did this site become the cruise line for the "Good Ship Lollipop" Geeze! I'm afraid to say anything anymore

Relax Jimmers.

and I will.  But in this instance I was so totally kidding.  It was never meant to be a good ship lolli-pop nor will it ever be.  

I am 5 feet tall.   I weight 97 pounds.   I would trade a "booty" for Pats, Mels, Langas, Christys, et als.....intelligence any day.
I'm with BobG...can't fit into a pair a shrink to fit.   sigh.

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Frank_W on Jan 8th, 2009 at 8:44am

UnderTheRadar wrote on Jan 7th, 2009 at 11:08pm:
I KNEW I had a ghetto booty for a reason.... ;D

Now there's just scientific evidence to back it up!!!


Sir Mixalot FTW!!!!1!!


One of my favorite songs!!

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat, Wet, got it goin like a turbo 'vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple-X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in the middle but she got much back x4

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Mosaicwench on Jan 8th, 2009 at 9:38am
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?


Good old Spinal Tap . . .

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by PollyPocket on Jan 8th, 2009 at 10:41am

Linda_Howell wrote on Jan 8th, 2009 at 12:13am:
[quote]
I am 5 feet tall.   I weight 97 pounds.   I would trade a "booty" for Pats, Mels, Langas, Christys, et als.....intelligence any day.
I'm with BobG...can't fit into a pair a shrink to fit.   sigh.


I, Jennifer D, being of not-so-sound mind and ever-expanding body, bequeath in this, my last will and testament, 10 extra pounds of booty to Mizz Howell with the stipulation that it all goes to her ass.   ;D

(ya know I'm funnin' ya Linda!)

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Melissa on Jan 8th, 2009 at 10:44am
Is "intelligence" something to do with male computer parts??? :-?



Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Guiseppi on Jan 8th, 2009 at 10:58am
Fat bottom girls
They make my rocking world go round.....Queen!!

Joe   (he he he) ;D

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Frank_W on Jan 8th, 2009 at 12:07pm
wo0t!!  :D ;D

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Mosaicwench on Jan 8th, 2009 at 3:04pm

Guiseppi wrote on Jan 8th, 2009 at 10:58am:
Fat bottom girls
They make my rocking world go round.....Queen!!


Too bad Freddie Mercury was gay . . . . :P

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Jeannie on Jan 8th, 2009 at 3:15pm

Quote:
I am 5 feet tall.  I weigh 97 pounds.



Good Lord, Linda!!!!  You are the size of my ten year old!  

Funny how we all wish for what we don't have.  I have always wanted to be petite.  I'm jealous!

Jeannie

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by UnderTheRadar on Jan 8th, 2009 at 3:43pm
>does the tootsie-roll<   ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 8th, 2009 at 4:06pm


and I've always wanted to be intelligent..sigh.

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Frank_W on Jan 8th, 2009 at 4:08pm
Perhaps women store their brains in their butts? (Contrary to what women have been telling men, all these years!)

*ducking and running for cover*

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Jeannie on Jan 8th, 2009 at 4:44pm
well... we know where men store their brains.........

Jeannie

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by ClusterChuck on Jan 8th, 2009 at 4:52pm

Linda_Howell wrote on Jan 8th, 2009 at 4:06pm:
and I've always wanted to be intelligent..sigh.


Well, considering your handicaps (blond, left coaster, female), it is amazing that you know your own name ...


Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 8th, 2009 at 5:11pm
            Chuck,

:-X    6 months, 13 days and 59 mins.  :-X

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Mosaicwench on Jan 8th, 2009 at 5:15pm

Jeannie wrote on Jan 8th, 2009 at 3:15pm:

Quote:
I am 5 feet tall.  I weigh 97 pounds.

Funny how we all wish for what we don't have.  I have always wanted to be petite.  I'm jealous!

Jeannie


If by petite you mean short, then be careful what you wish for.  Linda can attest to the fact that it's no fun going through life looking up other people's noses!!

If by petite you mean "small", then I have no comment.  ::)

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Jimi on Jan 8th, 2009 at 5:15pm
She is getting her hair dyed and a sex change Chuck. ;)

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 8th, 2009 at 5:19pm


And I will no longer be a left-coaster(sometime this year)


Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Melissa on Jan 8th, 2009 at 6:13pm

Linda_Howell wrote on Jan 8th, 2009 at 4:06pm:
and I've always wanted to be intelligent..sigh.

You gotta be shittin me... :P

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Lobster on Jan 8th, 2009 at 6:30pm
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Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Frank_W on Jan 8th, 2009 at 6:34pm
Right on, Lobster!!  [smiley=thumb.gif] [smiley=thumb.gif]

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by KJ on Jan 8th, 2009 at 7:25pm
No way, no fat ass, not cool......how about this one....spankable 8-)


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Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by QnHeartMM on Jan 8th, 2009 at 7:52pm
Love it Lobster, you made my day!

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by Melissa on Jan 8th, 2009 at 8:57pm

KJ wrote on Jan 8th, 2009 at 7:25pm:
No way, no fat ass, not cool......how about this one....spankable 8-)


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::) :P

Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Post by UnderTheRadar on Jan 9th, 2009 at 2:50pm
I love you, Lobster!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

And KJ.....I'm planning a horrible death for you..... ;)

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