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Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Em on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:45pm
I am a classic hourglass, but love that I now have an excellent excuse for my shapely behind!
Thank you Cyn! xx |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Melissa on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:46pm
I'm $#% pear shaped and I HATE IT!!! I've been trying to lose my ass, thighs and hips for YEARS.
Stupid scientists, what do they know?!?! :P :P :P |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by vietvet2tours on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:47pm
my wife's gonna live forever.
Potter |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Em on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:49pm Quote:
But you may not if she sees this Potter! ;) |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by ClusterChuck on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:50pm
I have close to fifty pounds of fat, I would be happy to donate for further research ...
(Just trying to help research, mind you ...) Fat belly and lard ass Chuck |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by cynjeep89 on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:53pm
I've been trying to lose my butt, Mel but it follows me wherever I go. ;)
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Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Langa on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:59pm
If that's the case, i'm pretty healthy :-[
Langa |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by barry_sword on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:59pm
FOR SALE IMMEDIATELY!!!!:
One Ladies mountain bike, a Wii game system, one Ladies snow shovel!!! Wait until Angie gets home at 9:30pm and I can tell her the great news that she doesn't have to try and lose anymore weight!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] Thanks Cyn, but I think I am so dead!!! [smiley=yikes.gif] |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Frank_W on Jan 7th, 2009 at 6:17pm
Big butts are NICE!! The twiggy, mop-handle look is soooo unappealing!
Throw the bones to the dogs and keep the meat for the MEN!! w00t! |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by BobG on Jan 7th, 2009 at 6:32pm
Good thing I'm not a woman (not that there's anything wrong with that). I ain't got a butt at all. None, nada, zero, zip. I can't even fill out the butt of shrink-to-fit-Levi's. :-[
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Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Langa on Jan 7th, 2009 at 6:37pm
[quote author=6C414C692E0 link=1231368098/10#10 date=1231371156]Good thing I'm not a woman (not that there's anything wrong with that). I ain't got a butt at all. None, nada, zero, zip. I can't even fill out the butt of shrink-to-fit-Levi's. :-[/quote]
Bob, I swear I haven't laughed so hard in so long...even Gordon was cracking up! LMAO!!! Langa |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by cynjeep89 on Jan 7th, 2009 at 6:40pm
Hey, Bob. I am willing to donate to your AWOL butt. I'm sure I wouldn't miss it one bit.
I switched to Lee jeans. When the "Lee" label stretches out it doesn't look as bad as "W R A N G L E R" or "L E V I S". ;) |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Guiseppi on Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:11pm
I have NO opinion on this topic......nope...none... :-X
Large weather we're having........ ::) Joe |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Mosaicwench on Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:25pm
Okay . . . .
My problem is that I keep finding all the butt fat that other people lose. It's a curse . . . . |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by cash5542 on Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:33pm
A curse it may be, but a healthy one! And Joe you are quite smart to stay quiet. Thank you for making my day Cyn!! Maybe I'll skip my laps cause those extra kick sets aren't doing a whole lot anyways!
Charlotte (who is as pear shaped as they get!!) |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Lenny on Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:34pm Frank_W wrote on Jan 7th, 2009 at 6:17pm:
See Chuck.....Frank finds you sexy ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by KJ on Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:38pm
OK...this will get me in trouble with 50%, butt....
I hate the big ass trend! Who decided that Jhole and Bouncy and Kim KardASSian have nice figures? Damn, nope, no way....I hate those big asses! I think Cindy Crawford said, regarding JHole, "If I had an ass like that, I'd never leave the house". Well put, Cindy. :) |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by PollyPocket on Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:52pm KJ wrote on Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:38pm:
I KNEW you couldn't resist this thread! LOL beep beep Jen |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by QnHeartMM on Jan 7th, 2009 at 8:05pm Quote:
Gosh I feel guilty for how censored Guiseppi must be feeling right now. Maybe I should duck out for awhile? :-/ |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Angie on Jan 7th, 2009 at 9:44pm barry_sword wrote on Jan 7th, 2009 at 5:59pm:
YES, YOU ARE DEAD I carry my fat in the belly, so I get to keep MY BIKE, thank you.LOL |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Mosaicwench on Jan 7th, 2009 at 9:46pm QnHeartMM wrote on Jan 7th, 2009 at 8:05pm:
NO! Keep him honest!! |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 7th, 2009 at 10:46pm
oh....I want to say so much. But then being a moderator I'd have to lock it. So I won't. But I wanna. my baser insticts are taking over.....no they're not. Yes they are...Oh sweet Jesus stop my fingers....
LMAO! |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by UnderTheRadar on Jan 7th, 2009 at 11:08pm
I KNEW I had a ghetto booty for a reason.... ;D
Now there's just scientific evidence to back it up!!! Sir Mixalot FTW!!!!1!! |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by jimmers on Jan 7th, 2009 at 11:34pm Linda_Howell wrote on Jan 7th, 2009 at 10:46pm:
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Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 8th, 2009 at 12:13am Quote:
Relax Jimmers. and I will. But in this instance I was so totally kidding. It was never meant to be a good ship lolli-pop nor will it ever be. I am 5 feet tall. I weight 97 pounds. I would trade a "booty" for Pats, Mels, Langas, Christys, et als.....intelligence any day. I'm with BobG...can't fit into a pair a shrink to fit. sigh. |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Frank_W on Jan 8th, 2009 at 8:44am UnderTheRadar wrote on Jan 7th, 2009 at 11:08pm:
One of my favorite songs!! I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got Make Me so horney Ooh, rump of smooth skin You say you wanna get in my Benz Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's Sweat, Wet, got it goin like a turbo 'vette I'm tired of magazines Saying flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah) Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt Baby got back (LA face with Oakland booty) I like'em round and big And when I'm throwin a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And UH, double up UH UH I aint talkin bout Playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot's in trouble Beggin for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna -- Til the break of dawn Baby got it goin on A lot of pimps won't like this song Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it But I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah) Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back (LA face with the Oakland booty) Yeah baby When it comes to females Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection 36-24-36 Only if she's 5'3" So your girlfriend throws a Honda Playin workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that hard role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin And I'm thinkin bout stickin To the beanpole dames in the magazines You aint it miss thing Give me a sista I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his girls were on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And pulled up quick to get with 'em So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple-X throw down Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back Baby got back Little in the middle but she got much back x4 |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Mosaicwench on Jan 8th, 2009 at 9:38am
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind? Good old Spinal Tap . . . |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by PollyPocket on Jan 8th, 2009 at 10:41am Linda_Howell wrote on Jan 8th, 2009 at 12:13am:
I, Jennifer D, being of not-so-sound mind and ever-expanding body, bequeath in this, my last will and testament, 10 extra pounds of booty to Mizz Howell with the stipulation that it all goes to her ass. ;D (ya know I'm funnin' ya Linda!) |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Melissa on Jan 8th, 2009 at 10:44am
Is "intelligence" something to do with male computer parts??? :-?
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Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Guiseppi on Jan 8th, 2009 at 10:58am
Fat bottom girls
They make my rocking world go round.....Queen!! Joe (he he he) ;D |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Frank_W on Jan 8th, 2009 at 12:07pm
wo0t!! :D ;D
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Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Mosaicwench on Jan 8th, 2009 at 3:04pm Guiseppi wrote on Jan 8th, 2009 at 10:58am:
Too bad Freddie Mercury was gay . . . . :P |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Jeannie on Jan 8th, 2009 at 3:15pm Quote:
Good Lord, Linda!!!! You are the size of my ten year old! Funny how we all wish for what we don't have. I have always wanted to be petite. I'm jealous! Jeannie |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by UnderTheRadar on Jan 8th, 2009 at 3:43pm
>does the tootsie-roll< ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 8th, 2009 at 4:06pm and I've always wanted to be intelligent..sigh. |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Frank_W on Jan 8th, 2009 at 4:08pm
Perhaps women store their brains in their butts? (Contrary to what women have been telling men, all these years!)
*ducking and running for cover* |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Jeannie on Jan 8th, 2009 at 4:44pm
well... we know where men store their brains.........
Jeannie |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by ClusterChuck on Jan 8th, 2009 at 4:52pm Linda_Howell wrote on Jan 8th, 2009 at 4:06pm:
Well, considering your handicaps (blond, left coaster, female), it is amazing that you know your own name ... |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 8th, 2009 at 5:11pm
Chuck,
:-X 6 months, 13 days and 59 mins. :-X |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Mosaicwench on Jan 8th, 2009 at 5:15pm Jeannie wrote on Jan 8th, 2009 at 3:15pm:
If by petite you mean short, then be careful what you wish for. Linda can attest to the fact that it's no fun going through life looking up other people's noses!! If by petite you mean "small", then I have no comment. ::) |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Jimi on Jan 8th, 2009 at 5:15pm
She is getting her hair dyed and a sex change Chuck. ;)
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Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 8th, 2009 at 5:19pm And I will no longer be a left-coaster(sometime this year) |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Melissa on Jan 8th, 2009 at 6:13pm Linda_Howell wrote on Jan 8th, 2009 at 4:06pm:
You gotta be shittin me... :P |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Lobster on Jan 8th, 2009 at 6:30pm |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Frank_W on Jan 8th, 2009 at 6:34pm
Right on, Lobster!! [smiley=thumb.gif] [smiley=thumb.gif]
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Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by KJ on Jan 8th, 2009 at 7:25pm |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by QnHeartMM on Jan 8th, 2009 at 7:52pm
Love it Lobster, you made my day!
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Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by Melissa on Jan 8th, 2009 at 8:57pm |
Title: Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Post by UnderTheRadar on Jan 9th, 2009 at 2:50pm
I love you, Lobster!!!! ;D ;D ;D
And KJ.....I'm planning a horrible death for you..... ;) |
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