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Title: Revenge Crabs?
Post by notseinfeld on Jan 14^th, 2009 at 9:20pm

Yes in deedy do!

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Here's an excerpt from their Q & A:

Quote:

How do I give away these crabs?

It’s easier than you think! You can give them to yourself to transmit, or even hand them off physically to the intended victim, if you like. If your ex is the sort who keeps the landing strip shorn clean, you won’t actually be able to give them to her, but if you can put them in her bed, they can still live off her blood regardless of hair until her new lover comes over, at which time he will catch them from her sheets and blankets. Each order ships with a detailed brochure detailing a number of the most popular methods of giving the crabs, so don’t worry too much about it.

Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by Melissa on Jan 15^th, 2009 at 8:04am

omg they should be shut down and fined! the idiots

Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by DennisM1045 on Jan 15^th, 2009 at 8:04am

Yet more evidence that the human race is doomed. Like we needed any more.

Thanks NSF... I think :-/

-Dennis-

Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by Melissa on Jan 15^th, 2009 at 8:15am

Dennis, maybe Dave's just trying to warn us if we find anything suspicious on our credit card bill, lol.

Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by Langa on Jan 15^th, 2009 at 8:43am

:-? Okay, that's disgusting...

Langa

Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by LeLimey on Jan 15^th, 2009 at 9:25am

Well now honeybun - what I want to know is...

HOW THE BLINKIN' HELLFIRE DID YOU FIND THIS SITE AND WHAT WERE YOU LOOKING FOR?!!!!

The mind boggles! :o

Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by Jeannie on Jan 15^th, 2009 at 10:21am

You Have Got To be KIDDIN' me!

Disgusted,

Jeannie

BTW..... I'm with Helen.... ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? :-?

Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by midwestbeth on Jan 15^th, 2009 at 10:30am

WTF????

That is sick!! EWWWWWWW!!!

You are right Dennis......the human race is doomed!

Beth

Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by Charlie on Jan 15^th, 2009 at 7:44pm

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She's right......WTF were you researching to come up with this thing? :o

Charlie

Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by Lobster on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:00am

Nasty, but temporary in nature.

An acquaintance of mine is one of those lads who still occasionally hooks up with his ex (they are both bar trash), even though they had a fairly nasty divorce. They hate each other 99% of the time, but end up knocking boots 2-3x per year.

To make a long story short... he ends up with 'revenge herpes'. It appears she got it, knew it, took him home and delivered it.

They are in the 'you gave it to me', 'no, you gave it to me' stage of the game now, thus he is having no luck from a legal standpoint. Which is cool, as he is a douchebag (spiked hair, popped collar, etc).

To illustrate...
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Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by DennisM1045 on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:08am

Lobster wrote on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:00am:

To illustrate...
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Ok ... that's it ... I'm officially out of this thread [smiley=hurl.gif]

-Dennis-

Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by Jeannie on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:10am

Not even clickin' on that...... No illustration needed......

Jeannie

Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by Lobster on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:25am

No no no...
A 'douchebag' is an accepted term for a guy who is a, well, douchebag.

Example from that site... hot chicks with a douchebag...
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Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by Melissa on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:26am

lmao Lobster, that websites pretty funny

Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by Lobster on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:28am

Melissa wrote on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:26am:

lmao Lobster, that websites pretty funny

Aye... it is a fun read.
There are lawsuits over hit.

Alleged "Douchebag" Sues Author
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Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by Jeannie on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:28am

LOL! ! ! ! Guess I'm showing my age!

Jeannie

Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by CH-HELL on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:30am

Lobster wrote on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:25am:

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EEEERRR That was me 15 years ago ;D ;D

Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by DennisM1045 on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 3:43pm

Lobster wrote on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:25am:

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You know that the only reason this kids was with those girls is that it was prom night and his Dad bought him a Mustang.

-Dennis- (who now feels guilty because he just can't resist this thread)

Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by notseinfeld on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 4:25pm

Well, mom is *really* hard to shop for and.....

Not sure how I landed there---typically I pore through about 3hrs/day worth of global news reading and since I'm on hiatus from politics for one full week to gain sanity I have to look at other stuff. As they say, sharing is caring.

nots

Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by Lenny on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 4:33pm

notseinfeld wrote on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 4:25pm:

Well, mom is *really* hard to shop for and.....

nots

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.....Now i know what to get for x-mas gifts.....thank you

Title: Re: Revenge Crabs?
Post by Em on Jan 17^th, 2009 at 10:22am

This is quite sick...

Why would anyone give them to themselves? There are some scary people in this world...