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Message started by LadyLuv on Feb 4th, 2009 at 1:31pm

Title: PECANS IN THE CEMETERY
Post by LadyLuv on Feb 4th, 2009 at 1:31pm
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,'  said one boy. Several of the nuts dropped to the ground and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.'

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls.'

The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.'

The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been telling' me the truth. Let's see if we can get a look at the Lord.'

Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all in here,  Now let's go get those nuts over by the fence and we'll be done.'

They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the kid on the bike.
           
           Smile God loves you!!

       



Title: Re: PECANS IN THE CEMETERY
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Feb 5th, 2009 at 9:47pm
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I may never walk past a cemetery in comfort again.

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