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Message started by Jonny on Feb 13th, 2009 at 10:57pm

Title: Bend over and stretch your a$$
Post by Jonny on Feb 13th, 2009 at 10:57pm
Because the fucking is not coming with lube, its coming in dry and painful!!!!

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Title: Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$hole
Post by kevmd on Feb 13th, 2009 at 11:02pm
1100 pages to be voted on with nobody reading it.  We are in a heap of shit.  

Title: Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$hole
Post by Jonny on Feb 13th, 2009 at 11:10pm

kevmd wrote on Feb 13th, 2009 at 11:02pm:
1100 pages to be voted on with nobody reading it.  We are in a heap of shit.  


The kicker is that Obama said he would write it and go through it with a scalpel to cut out the pork.

He didnt write shit!

Title: Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$hole
Post by Jim R on Feb 13th, 2009 at 11:17pm
you never change do ya dude?!  And that's great 'cause you're still cool....  Wish I had help dude, I am in one ...just sent your PM... SHIT........SHiIT!!!!!!!    MotherF...
Jim R

Title: Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$hole
Post by Jonny on Feb 13th, 2009 at 11:25pm

Jim R wrote on Feb 13th, 2009 at 11:17pm:
you never change do ya dude?!  And that's great 'cause you're still cool....  Wish I had help dude, I am in one ...just sent your PM... SHIT........SHiIT!!!!!!!    MotherF...
Jim R


Man, you sure do get around the board while your having a CH, huh Jim?

Title: Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$hole
Post by Artonio on Feb 14th, 2009 at 12:53am
so... why the fuck didn't he take the time to read it... he did nothing but repeat that "Not one member read it" then he said... we don't have time to read it..

What the fuck is he getting paid for... STFU and go read the thing already.

with warm regards,
Tony

Title: Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$hole
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Feb 14th, 2009 at 6:11am
That's my man Schmuck Schumer. AND yes he is my senator. Why do all the absolute shitheads have to govern in New York.....But then again we don't have Barney Frank. However he'll probably retire in New York.------Seperated at birth---Barney Frank and Elmer Fudd.

Title: Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$hole
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Feb 14th, 2009 at 6:19am

Artonio wrote on Feb 14th, 2009 at 12:53am:
so... why the fuck didn't he take the time to read it... he did nothing but repeat that "Not one member read it" then he said... we don't have time to read it..

What the fuck is he getting paid for... STFU and go read the thing already.

with warm regards,
Tony

Tony---I think it is time to switch to De-Caf.

Title: Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$hole
Post by Paul98 on Feb 14th, 2009 at 7:18am

wrote on Feb 13th, 2009 at 11:10pm:

kevmd wrote on Feb 13th, 2009 at 11:02pm:
1100 pages to be voted on with nobody reading it.  We are in a heap of shit.  


The kicker is that Obama said he would write it and go through it with a scalpel to cut out the pork.

He didnt write shit!


And so much for the posting of the bill for 48 hr public disclosure.  I wonder were the apathy is greater; the public for re-electing these bafoons year after year or the congress for voting for a bill none of them read.  We ARE in a heap of $shit folks!

-P.

Title: Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$
Post by Lip on Feb 14th, 2009 at 1:34pm
Chuck, Toni and others, before you read this the wrong way, this has absolutely NOTHING to due with someone and/or my beliefs regarding alternative lifestyles. It is solely what "I" believe my children should be taught in school. Please don't read this the wrong way, we live in a hate free house here.

Dear Senator Kennedy,

I'm thinking of starting a new company in this economic crisis, I think I'll call it  "How To Parent" That way we won't need to spend $330 million on the STD education that's earmarked in the Stimulus Bill. My thoughts are that if you have children, you should be mature enough to talk to your children about sex and homosexuals without our tax dollars doing it for you. There are no questions on the MCAS regarding STD prevention or homosexual parenting Senator. There are certain things I really don't want my sons 1st grade teacher teaching him. My point is, why don't they teach him how to gut a fish, I like to fish, most boys that are six like to fish, I think it would be great. That way I could spend more time waxing my boat because they taught him how to do that in class, makes sense don't you think.

I think when the second round of Stimulus comes forth, we should spend and equal amount of tax dollars on HTP education, therefore it won't be forgotten five minutes later by some teenager in heat.

Kids aren't fast food Senator, sit down at the dinner table and talk to them, you'd be surprised how easy it is to be a family.

Respectfully,

Sean Clancy
Registered Plymouth Voter

Title: Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$
Post by Guiseppi on Feb 14th, 2009 at 1:54pm
Lip....if you run for an elected position....ANY  elected position, I will vote for you. That letter is simple, common sense at its best.  ;)

Joe

Title: Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$
Post by ClusterChuck on Feb 14th, 2009 at 2:20pm

Sean C wrote on Feb 14th, 2009 at 1:34pm:
Chuck, Toni and others, before you read this the wrong way, this has absolutely NOTHING to due with someone and/or my beliefs regarding alternative lifestyles. It is solely what "I" believe my children should be taught in school. Please don't read this the wrong way, we live in a hate free house here.

Dear Senator Kennedy,

I'm thinking of starting a new company in this economic crisis, I think I'll call it  "How To Parent" That way we won't need to spend $330 million on the STD education that's earmarked in the Stimulus Bill. My thoughts are that if you have children, you should be mature enough to talk to your children about sex and homosexuals without our tax dollars doing it for you. There are no questions on the MCAS regarding STD prevention or homosexual parenting Senator. There are certain things I really don't want my sons 1st grade teacher teaching him. My point is, why don't they teach him how to gut a fish, I like to fish, most boys that are six like to fish, I think it would be great. That way I could spend more time waxing my boat because they taught him how to do that in class, makes sense don't you think.

I think when the second round of Stimulus comes forth, we should spend and equal amount of tax dollars on HTP education, therefore it won't be forgotten five minutes later by some teenager in heat.

Kids aren't fast food Senator, sit down at the dinner table and talk to them, you'd be surprised how easy it is to be a family.

Respectfully,

Sean Clancy
Registered Plymouth Voter

Sean, I saw NOTHING in that post for me to get upset at, except that that idiot is still a senator!

VERY well written and I agree with it completely!

Chuck

Title: Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$
Post by Artonio on Feb 14th, 2009 at 2:27pm

Sean C wrote on Feb 14th, 2009 at 1:34pm:
Chuck, Toni and others, before you read this the wrong way, this has absolutely NOTHING to due with someone and/or my beliefs regarding alternative lifestyles. It is solely what "I" believe my children should be taught in school. Please don't read this the wrong way, we live in a hate free house here.

Dear Senator Kennedy,

I'm thinking of starting a new company in this economic crisis, I think I'll call it  "How To Parent" That way we won't need to spend $330 million on the STD education that's earmarked in the Stimulus Bill. My thoughts are that if you have children, you should be mature enough to talk to your children about sex and homosexuals without our tax dollars doing it for you. There are no questions on the MCAS regarding STD prevention or homosexual parenting Senator. There are certain things I really don't want my sons 1st grade teacher teaching him. My point is, why don't they teach him how to gut a fish, I like to fish, most boys that are six like to fish, I think it would be great. That way I could spend more time waxing my boat because they taught him how to do that in class, makes sense don't you think.

I think when the second round of Stimulus comes forth, we should spend and equal amount of tax dollars on HTP education, therefore it won't be forgotten five minutes later by some teenager in heat.

Kids aren't fast food Senator, sit down at the dinner table and talk to them, you'd be surprised how easy it is to be a family.

Respectfully,

Sean Clancy
Registered Plymouth Voter


Not to worry Sean... I feel the same way... you're letter of course would probably inspire someone to earmark 453 million for fish gutting education.

Can't win sometimes.

with warm regards,
Tony

Title: Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$
Post by Jonny on Feb 14th, 2009 at 3:01pm
President Obama wants Congress to dramatically expand the burden of government spending.

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Title: Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$
Post by Jonny on Feb 15th, 2009 at 4:43pm
Robert Rector, a prominent welfare researcher who was one of the architects of Clinton's 1996 reform bill, warned last week that Obama’s stimulus plan was a “welfare spendathon” that would amount to the largest one-year increase in government handouts in American history.

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Title: Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$
Post by monty on Feb 15th, 2009 at 6:46pm

Sean C wrote on Feb 14th, 2009 at 1:34pm:
... My thoughts are that if you have children, you should be mature enough to talk to your children about sex and homosexuals without our tax dollars doing it for you. ...



Yes, that would be nice. But it doesn't describe this universe.


When other parents are negligent in teaching their kids about health, it affects everybody.  From those that don't wash after wiping to the pimply faced kid that makes our burgers after picking his zits and nose, it is a simple fact that laissez faire approaches to public health are not that good. This idea that schools, governments and corporations have a role does not eliminate parents in any way - good parents will continue to teach their kids about hygeine, health and disease, while other parents don't bother much. For those kids, the public effort is important.  

Health has been taught in schools for generations, and that doesn't generate much controversy except when it involves the private parts - people get squeamish.

The rate of STDs, teen pregnancy, and abortion can be reduced significantly when sexual health issues are included in health education classes.


Quote:
There are no questions on the MCAS regarding STD prevention or homosexual parenting Senator.


Standardized tests are good for getting some measure of achievement, but have limits. Teaching to the test dumbs kids down.

Title: Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$
Post by Jonny on Feb 15th, 2009 at 6:58pm

monty wrote on Feb 15th, 2009 at 6:46pm:
Standardized tests are good for getting some measure of achievement, but have limits. Teaching to the test dumbs kids down.


Well said, Jonathan! ;D

Title: Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$
Post by Charlie on Feb 15th, 2009 at 9:24pm
Have to agree with Monty. Just about perfect.

Charlie

Title: Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$
Post by Lip on Feb 15th, 2009 at 10:03pm
Your right Jonathan, unfortunately. There's no easy answer to lifes equation is there?

Good to see you Jonathan  :)

Sean..........................

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