I woke up from a nap a bit ago.  Before I fell asleep my husband was brushing my hair and when I woke up, I noticed he had braided it...don't know why, but I found that gesture downright sexy.  (he is going to be in so much trouble later). [smiley=inlove.gif]

What simple things do your better halves do for you (that is not sexual), but yet you find amazingly sexy?

Langa

Cleans the house...THAT'S HOT!!!!!

8-)

You know what I found sexy?  When Jesse said he didn't want to phone me Saturday night and wake me up.  I was pissed off that he didn't let me know he was going to stop and see some of his family after work, because I woke up with a CH and he wasn't there which made me think he was dead on the road somewhere (he was on 2nd shift). >:(  

He normally doesn't throw his weight around when it comes to me, so the assertiveness was attractive.  (no matter what he said, I was right tho ;D)

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Cleans the house...THAT'S HOT!!!!!

At my house, me scrubbing the bathroom floor is considered foreplay!

Gets me a beer! :D

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 sexy is a great sense of humor and a killer smile.   [smiley=grin2.gif]

And if D ever did anything for me, I think I'd pass out from the shock before I found it sexy   LOL

Mrs Deej wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 1:53pm:

Cleans the house...THAT'S HOT!!!!! 8-)

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;)

Langa wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 1:49pm:

What simple things do your better halves do for you (that is not sexual), but yet you find amazingly sexy?

I can't tell..... ;)

hmmm a back massage. And that's all I have to say about that.  [smiley=heart.gif] [smiley=heart.gif] [smiley=heart.gif] [smiley=heart.gif]

LMAO Jonny...pretty much, minus the earring!!   :D  He even cooks too!

And when a back massage...MEANS a back massage... ;)  

Mr. Clean is HOT!

loads an etank into the car without my asking.

What is a  "better half"?

<sigh>   :-?

There is nothing sexier than a man running a vacuum cleaner . . . .

except perhaps changing the oil in my tractor . . . . .

or folding laundry . . . . .

or washing windows  . . . . (ok - that's just wishful thinking.  It's really not that sexy).  ::)

The way to Andrea's "heart" is through her feet.  

There is nothing my little woman likes better than a foot rub at the end of a long day chasing kids.  

Or better yet, if we have the time, a pedicure.  I can't paint nails to save my a$$, but I can pumace the crap out of em.  

Wal-mart sells the stuff cheap.  All you need is "foot soak", "foot scrub", "foot lotion", a large emory board and a shallow, rectangular pail about 6 inces deep.  You'll find all you need in the same section of the store.

Pour in foot soak and hot water.
Put a towel down in front of the couch.
Place pail on towel.
Place her feet in pail.
Pour a glass of her favorite white wine.
Take one foot out of the tub and use the foot scrub.  Be careful not to hurt the top of her feet.  The stuff is very abrasive.
Put that foot back in the pail and do the same to her other one.
Next up is the emory board.  The kind I use is wooden with a bare handle and an abrasive pad at the top on both sides.  
Dry her foot thoroughly and work the pad over the callouses on her heel, the outside of the foot and the outside of the big toe.
Once it's all smooth as a babies a$$, move on to the foot lotion.
I find anything with peppermint in it is very soothing.  Apply liberally and make sure you massage the foot while you slather it on.
Repeat on the other foot.

Enjoy the rest of your evening.

Oh yea, wash your hands  ;D

-Dennis-

Dennis, Dude!! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

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Charlie

I cook, I clean (Bathrooms included) I vacuum, wash the dishes, make supper, fix the cars, remodel, back rubs, foot rubs, help with homework, I guess I'm sexy as hell! :D

Jimmers

barry_sword wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 8:34pm:

Dennis, Dude!! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

What he said . . . . MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . .  ::)

Not talking to me unless its something important is to my liking!

Does she rent you out Dennis?  

Wow Dennis.  Just wow.   Do you have a brother?  

Dennis - I'll pay for that. Do you know how to use those razor scrapers?

Brew wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 9:22pm:

Dennis - I'll pay for that. Do you know how to use those razor scrapers?

Brew dear,  I don't want you to pay Dennis to do that, I want YOU to do it!

Honestly!   Men . . .sheesh! ::)

All right... All right... I only do this for one pair of feet  ::)

Besides, you all can't afford the child support  ;D

-Dennis-

Mosaicwench wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 5:29pm:

There is nothing sexier than a man running a vacuum cleaner naked through the house . . . .

There!!!  I fixed it for you!

Chuck

wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 8:51pm:

I cook, I clean (Bathrooms included) I vacuum, wash the dishes, make supper, fix the cars, remodel, back rubs, foot rubs, help with homework, I guess I'm sexy as hell! :D Jimmers

Hell, Ill fuck ya......just dont talk to me!  :D

If my wife thought cleaning the house was sexy, I would have gotten laid everyday since we gott married.  I clean every day and it does not appear it does any thing for her.  

Maybe I should try dressing a little sexier while cleaning the toilet

wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 10:17pm:

Hell, Ill fuck ya......just dont talk to me!

Jonny, You BEOTCH!!!

You are cheating on me??  I thought you were true blue!

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Jilted Chuck

Langa wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 1:49pm:

What simple things do your better halves do for you (that is not sexual), but yet you find amazingly sexy? Langa

mine patiently waits at home for me while i drive around the country trying to make a living. there isn't too many women that would do that for any length of time. why she sticks around for my elusive dreams and plans i'll never know.

Mosaicwench wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 9:58pm:

Brew wrote on Feb 18th, 2009 at 9:22pm: Dennis - I'll pay for that. Do you know how to use those razor scrapers? Brew dear,  I don't want you to pay Dennis to do that, I want YOU to do it! Honestly!   Men . . .sheesh! ::)

Oops. I meant having Dennis do it to ME.

Brew wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 11:21pm:

Mosaicwench wrote on Feb 18th, 2009 at 9:58pm: Brew wrote on Feb 18th, 2009 at 9:22pm: Dennis - I'll pay for that. Do you know how to use those razor scrapers? Brew dear,  I don't want you to pay Dennis to do that, I want YOU to do it! Honestly!   Men . . .sheesh! ::) Oops. I meant having Dennis do it to ME.

Aw jeez . . . .now Chuck will jump on this thread and all semblance of decorum will be lost . . . .

(modified to add: too late - I see he's already arrived.)

Mosaicwench wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 11:24pm:

Brew wrote on Feb 18th, 2009 at 11:21pm: Mosaicwench wrote on Feb 18th, 2009 at 9:58pm: Brew wrote on Feb 18th, 2009 at 9:22pm: Dennis - I'll pay for that. Do you know how to use those razor scrapers? Brew dear,  I don't want you to pay Dennis to do that, I want YOU to do it! Honestly!   Men . . .sheesh! ::) Oops. I meant having Dennis do it to ME. Aw jeez . . . .now Chuck will jump on this thread and all semblance of decorum will be lost . . . . (modified to add: too late - I see he's already arrived.)

I's jus' messin' wit' ya, honey. It's my SEXY sense of humor.

Jump in any time...yeah, that's it....his SEXY sense of humor.

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Redd wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 5:16pm:

What is a  "better half"? <sigh>   :-?

Just an anomaly in the matrix.


Paul  [smiley=smokin.gif]

I think we should set up Dennis at convention and charge a fee for him. There'd be a line outside his door.  :) :)

I WANNA GO LIVE WITH HIM!!!!!

Hugs BD

What I want to know is this:

When women do the house work, its to maintain the household, get the chores around the house done, normal responsibilities of daily living.

But when a guy does those very same chores, then it is a supposed to be considered a doing it "for the woman"

Sorry to throw cold water on ya, guys,  but that isn't doing anything FOR the woman (or SO)..  Its doing what needs to get done........period!

Dennis,   not that I'm into that feet thing, but you da man!

You see guys...we don't ask for much...very little makes us women happy...Yea, love y'all anyway.

Jimmers, I can pay you to come clean my house.  I'll even throw some benefits in...desperate times call for desperate measures.  

Langa

I can't think of anything... Crap! :-X Can I get back to you once I get a better half? ;D

Sanna

midwestbeth wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 3:26pm:

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This is really nice...
Another one to print and put on the fridge.
Thanks for sharing.

Langa