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Daily Chat >> General Posts >> New Government Bailout Mascot http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1235079210 Message started by Batch on Feb 19th, 2009 at 4:33pm |
Title: New Government Bailout Mascot Post by Batch on Feb 19th, 2009 at 4:33pm |
Title: Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Post by Charlie on Feb 19th, 2009 at 5:19pm |
Title: Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Post by Jonny on Feb 19th, 2009 at 5:42pm
Dont forget that we are a nation of cowards! >:(
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Title: Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Feb 19th, 2009 at 6:19pm
While we are at it, why don't we change our National Anthem to Banking Queen, by Barney Frank. ;D
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Title: Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Post by Batch on Feb 19th, 2009 at 6:40pm BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote on Feb 19th, 2009 at 6:19pm:
'Love it... I snagged a copy of the audio of that parody cut from Limbaugh's show[/size] |
Title: Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Post by slhaas on Feb 19th, 2009 at 6:46pm
It doesnt show up for me... what is it? A link perhaps?
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Title: Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Post by Jonny on Feb 19th, 2009 at 6:51pm |
Title: Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Post by Kirk on Feb 20th, 2009 at 2:52am
That reminds me. Does Barney Frank's boyfriend still run a gay prostitution business out of his place in DC?
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Title: Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Post by Jonny on Feb 20th, 2009 at 10:23pm |
Title: Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Post by M.R. on Feb 21st, 2009 at 7:44am
Should be in the jokes section, but I thought it would fit here.
Laboratories have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. |
Title: Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Post by Jonny on Feb 21st, 2009 at 2:44pm |
Title: Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Post by purpleydog on Feb 22nd, 2009 at 4:59pm
Mike... ;D So true!
Batch, excellent post! |
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