A farmer was selling his produce at a local market. He sees this old lady rummaging around through all the vegetables. He asks if he can help her. She asks 'do you have any brocolli?'. He says no and she walks away. The farmer goes back to what he was doing when a few minutes later he hears rummaging again. This old lady was back clawing her way through all the vegetables. The farmer asks if he can help her and again she asks 'do you have any brocolli?'. Again the farmer says that he has no brocolli and she turns around and walks away. Lo and behold this old lady returns a few minutes later and starts rummaging. The farmer asks if he can help and she asks again if he has any brocolli. So he says to her, 'do you know how to spell the car in carrot?'. She replies 'yes, c-a-r'. The farmer asks 'do you know how to spell the pump in pumpkin?'. 'yes, p-u-m-p' she replies. 'and do you know how to spell the f@ck in brocolli?' asks the farmer. The old lady replies, 'but there is no f@ck in brocolli!'. 'exactly' the farmer replies. 'there's no f@ckin' brocolli!'