EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
> >
> >
> >
> > A young guy from Wisconsin moves to
> > Florida and goes to a huge everything-under-one-roof
> > department store looking for a job.
> >
> > The Manager says, 'Do you have any
> > sales experience?'
> >
> > The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman
> > back in Wisconsin.'
> >
> > Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him
> > the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after
> > we close and see how you did.'
> >
> > His first day on the job was rough, but
> > the kid got through it.
> >
> > After the store was locked up, the boss
> > came down. 'How many customers bought something from
> > you today?'
> >
> > The kid says, 'One.'
> >
> > The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales
> > people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the
> > sale for?'
> >
> > The kid says, '$101,237.65.'
> >
> > The boss says, &nb
> > sp;'$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?'
> >
> > The kid says, 'First, I sold him a
> > small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I
> > sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing
> > rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he
> > said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a
> > boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him
> > a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think
> > his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the
> > automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.'
> >
> > The boss said 'A guy came in here to
> > buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?'
> > The kid said 'No, the guy came in here
> > to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your
> > weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'