The Black Bra
The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went:
My engaged friend: The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said… "What's for dinner, Batman?"

aubmari wrote on Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:55pm:

The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.  ... ... ... Then we made love all night long.

FUNNY!!!

I get the same results, whenever I wear that outfit, too!

Chuck

;)

"What's for dinner, Batman?"

Thas messed up!!!! ;D

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Oh, I thought it was going to end a different way; like the husband saying, well this is the 3rd night of this black bra stuff........

Diane

Funny!!!!   [smiley=crackup.gif]