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what say ye people?

with warm regards,
Tony

Sorry..........in Kentucky we use corn cobs.....so I have nothing to contribute to this thread ;).

It is an understood fact ... "B" is the best way ...

No discussion involved ... or needed ...

The only discussion needed, is HOW it is used ... Folded up neat, or crumpled into a ball?

Heehee

Jimi wrote on Mar 15^th, 2009 at 2:39pm:

Sorry..........in Kentucky we use corn cobs.....so I have nothing to contribute to this thread ;).

Yes, I am sure it has been a bit "rough" since the Sears & Roebuck catalog went out of print ...

"A" is the only way I've ever known. If "B" were to be employed, I believe the earth may stop spinning on its axis.

eta: I mixed 'em around the first time.

I respectfully disagree with anyone foolish enough to choose B. As a cat owner... choosing B is an invitation to have the cats unfurl the contents of the roll onto the floor.

...and crumble then fold then crumble again... I was raised catholic so it's usually two uses per roll.

with warm regards,
Tony

You boys really need to get a HOBBY!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

And any self respecting person knows "A" is the PROPER way.... ;)

Hugs BD

"A"

I'm thrilled so many say "A."  I've never been in another home that did it the "A" way.  (It's 60 degrees today - everything thrills me!!)

I change it where ever I go that allows it.

Jimi wrote on Mar 15^th, 2009 at 2:39pm:

Sorry..........in Kentucky we use corn cobs.....so I have nothing to contribute to this thread ;).

And I'm still healing from our stay at Jimi's house . . . . :o

I've actually read somewhere that if you use "A", you don't use as much TP.  Therefore we put it to the test in our household and I can definately say it was true for us!  

BUT, paper towel gets put the "B" way. ;D

Artonio wrote on Mar 15^th, 2009 at 2:47pm:

I was raised catholic so it's usually two uses per roll.

Lutherans get three.

"A"

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in Kentucky we use corn cobs

Oh sh&^%$#@@   what am I getting myself into.

What kind of nut would do anything but "A"?



Some people are real freaks................  


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I have to say that A is the only way.  The cat effect is a big reason but also because it is simply immoral to go B.

Now paper towels are a different story.  While there is no moral ground in paper towels, ethically, it would be complicated.  To avoid any problems I use a vertical paper towel dispenser.

Artonio wrote on Mar 15^th, 2009 at 2:47pm:

I respectfully disagree with anyone foolish enough to choose B. As a cat owner... choosing B is an invitation to have the cats unfurl the contents of the roll onto the floor. ...and crumble then fold then crumble again... I was raised catholic so it's usually two uses per roll. with warm regards, Tony

Max has NEVER found toilet paper to be an attractive plaything.  

And it's already been determined I'm a freak, so it should come as no suprise that in my home it's "B".

FramCire wrote on Mar 15^th, 2009 at 6:18pm:

To avoid any problems I use a vertical paper towel dispenser.

In modern terms, that would be called being a moderate.

No damn cats in my house....B is the ONLY way! :)

"B" and only "B".

that other way is just plain wrong!

B here. I've found that A tends to allow the roll to give in to gravity, and start to unroll.

The cats don't care, as long as it's there for them to use, they couldn't care less. ;)

Catholics get two uses, Lutherans get three. My brother shared with me how many in a day he went through once, when he had gremlins in his intestines (TMI)  ::) .

purpleydog wrote on Mar 15^th, 2009 at 7:03pm:

My brother shared with me how many in a day he went through once, when he had gremlins in his intestines (TMI)  ::)

Chris, you have successfully poked out my mind's eye.

Brew wrote on Mar 15^th, 2009 at 8:28pm:

purpleydog wrote on Mar 15th, 2009 at 7:03pm: My brother shared with me how many in a day he went through once, when he had gremlins in his intestines (TMI)  ::) Chris, you have successfully poked out my mind's eye.

LMMFAF  with tears and sore face muscles.

Just a f*cking riot!!!!!

(Ok, so I'm easily ammused)   :P

purpleydog wrote on Mar 15^th, 2009 at 7:03pm:

....... My brother shared with me how many in a day he went through once, when he had gremlins in his intestines (TMI)  ::) .

Did he say gremlins or gerbils?

Redd wrote on Mar 15^th, 2009 at 11:44pm:

Brew wrote on Mar 15th, 2009 at 8:28pm: purpleydog wrote on Mar 15th, 2009 at 7:03pm: My brother shared with me how many in a day he went through once, when he had gremlins in his intestines (TMI)  ::) Chris, you have successfully poked out my mind's eye. LMMFAF  with tears and sore face muscles. Just a f*cking riot!!!!! (Ok, so I'm easily ammused)   :P

Good to see ya laughing sis.  ;)   :)

Whichever hell the way I want to!!!!!

(Which coincidentally...is how Christy likes it.... :-[)

Joe

Artonio wrote on Mar 15^th, 2009 at 11:48pm:

purpleydog wrote on Mar 15th, 2009 at 7:03pm: ....... My brother shared with me how many in a day he went through once, when he had gremlins in his intestines (TMI)  ::) . Did he say gremlins or gerbils?

Actually, he didn't say gremlins, he was a bit more graphic. A friend of mine long ago told me he came home from work early, because he had gremlins in his intestines (that movie Gremlins had come out), and I just thought it was a better way to explain to someone the problem, as opposed to giving more info that you didn't necessarily need to hear.

Gets the point across.  :P

I wonder how a Boss would take that info when calling in for a sick day........

Could one get away with saying "I drank too much corporate Kool-Aid and it didn't agree with me."

???

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B

If you will note, the better quality paper generally has designs either printed or imprinted into the top of the paper.  If one uses "A"  the design is covered.

I also use B at work because with my two roll dispensers if the top one drops down to soon it causes both rolls to feed at once otherwise.  (Fortunately we Baptists can use as much as needed.  Glad I'm not Catholic!  Two just won't do the job for me. ;D)

Jerry

My sister-in-law told me her mother said that two squares were enough for anyone, and they weren't supposed to use more than that. I looked at her like... what???

Then she told me her sister would steal a roll of toilet paper wherever she went. Even to her sister's house.  :-?  I don't know, think she had much of an influence?

Jerry, I agree. Sometimes it takes what it takes. Although the companies that sell it have double rolls and triple rolls. So big, you need an extender for the dispenser. Quilted and everything. Does a bear really use two squares in the woods?

Ok... off to bed... night all.   [smiley=sleep.gif]

purpleydog wrote on Mar 16^th, 2009 at 1:24am:

My sister-in-law told me her mother said that two squares were enough for anyone, and they weren't supposed to use more than that.

You gotta love the micromanaging type "A" personalities.  Or not.   ;)

Best,

George

Best post I've seen in months!

purpleydog wrote on Mar 16^th, 2009 at 1:24am:

My sister-in-law told me her mother said that two squares were enough for anyone, and they weren't supposed to use more than that.

She and Sheryl Crow . . .

"Apparently, Crow wants to save the Earth one toilet paper square at a time. She proposed “a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting” and perhaps “just washing that one square out.” She doesn’t seem to want to pass a law, just culturally berate us into obedience."

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Artonio wrote on Mar 15^th, 2009 at 2:34pm:

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I don't know much about art but I DO know what I like!  It is a beautiful picture, Tony-what is it? :-?

HSJones wrote on Mar 16^th, 2009 at 9:11am:

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Did he just suggest (even in jest) that he doesn't recognize toilet paper??  I mean he uses a computer but still uses leaves and tree bark??

'A' you're adorable.

Also, I think the debate has swelled (see Cheryl Crow) with the recommendation of using just one sheet in the effort to curb global warming. Not to worry though, when global cooling kicks in we'll regain our bathroom tissue freedom and be back to using as many as needed.

FramCire wrote on Mar 16^th, 2009 at 12:27pm:

HSJones wrote on Mar 16th, 2009 at 9:11am: Artonio wrote on Mar 15th, 2009 at 2:34pm: START PRINTPAGEMultimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!!  You need to or END PRINTPAGESTART PRINTPAGEMultimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!!  You need to or END PRINTPAGE ;D Leaves are OK but bark hurts like hell! what say ye people? with warm regards, Tony I don't know much about art but I DO know what I like!  It is a beautiful picture, Tony-what is it? :-? Did he just suggest (even in jest) that he doesn't recognize toilet paper??  I mean he uses a computer but still uses leaves and tree bark??

Be vewwwy vewwy careful that you don't use poison ivy!

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Now paper towels are a different story.  While there is no moral ground in paper towels, ethically, it would be complicated.  To avoid any problems I use a vertical paper towel dispenser.

AB

Everybody knows that it's A in the bathroom and B in the kitchen for paper towels. What do you call those people that put the roll in the basket with the reading material..... :-? "C"?

Charlie

Charlie wrote on Mar 16^th, 2009 at 2:20pm:

What do you call those people that put the roll in the basket with the reading material

Lazy.

In my house, it's always B.

Sanna

B is the only way!   :P