Are you a True Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, and raises the knife and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 cal Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.. What do you do?






Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

What does the law say about this situation?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a 'Paint and Weed Day' and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.












Republican's Answer:
BANG!








Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click.... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydra-shock hollow points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one?

Wife: You ain't taking THAT to the taxidermist!

Shoot first, ask Questions later!

If the Duke were alive he wouln't put up with that kind of shit!

Why should anybody else.

See you later pilgram. :D

YEA, See i grew up in the inner city of cleveland.




                       BOOM!!!!    


                                    COACH bILL

coach_bill wrote on Mar 20^th, 2009 at 9:33pm:

YEA, See i grew up in the inner city of cleveland.                        BOOM!!!!                                         COACH bILL

If that's the sound of your Desert Eagle going off, YOU GO BRO!

None of the above. I'm a true American. After I yelled "stop or I'll-bang" I would call the police who would take me away in handcuffs and charge me with assault with a deadly weapon.

After spending a few thousand dollars in legal fee's the charge would be dropped. If I only wounded the assailant to stop him, I would be charged with violating his constitutional rights.  :D

In most of the USA the charges would not happen. They happen in the areas where the legal folks aren't allowed guns and the bad guys like it that way.

ANY polititian that believes you shouldn't have the right to defend your family, household and yourself is truely unAmerican. Many of these, if you do some research, have guns themselves. Charles Schummer D-NY for example. But he is much more important than us isn't he?

And no I'm not a Republican, I'm an American...

Don

In my state, I became a criminal the minute I put that 40 caliber Glock in my purse.  One of only two states that don't allow concealed carry . . . .

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It's been my experience you can get a whole lot more with a kind word and a smile...and a gun....then you can with a kind word and a smile! ;D

Joe

ClusterChuck wrote on Mar 20^th, 2009 at 8:52pm:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, and raises the knife and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 cal Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.. What do you do?

The g/f tells me, what's the use of charging my credit card on Victoria's Secret website, so I turn off the video game in bed.

Well, being a Southerner, we'd take care of a little matter like that ....

Jr. would probably want his knife (Jr.'s got a nice collection), then we'd take his carcus down to the back forty and feed it to the coyotes and wild pigs - no need to bother them homeland folks with a little thang like this... :)

Ya'll come back now ya hear... :-* :-* :-*

Hugs BD

BarbaraD wrote on Mar 21^st, 2009 at 6:39am:

Well, being a Southerner, we'd take care of a little matter like that ....

Well, being the proper southern lady that you are, I know you would not be rude about it ...  You would probably say "Why bless your heart ..." before you filled that heart with 40 cal holes ...

Right?

Chuck, who understands the charming sweet southern belles ...

omg, that was funnier than hell! ;D

Skyhawk5 wrote on Mar 20^th, 2009 at 10:23pm:

[size=16]None of the above. I'm a true American. After I yelled "stop or I'll-bang"

I just read this, LMAO!!!  "Stop or I'll bang"??? hahahaha

Mosaicwench wrote on Mar 20^th, 2009 at 10:51pm:

In my state, I became a criminal the minute I put that 40 caliber Glock in my purse.  One of only two states that don't allow concealed carry . . . .

I feel your pain.  >:(

The Difference Between Democrats and Republicans:

Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.

Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out.

Democrats believe in the theory of evolution. Republicans think it is demeaning to believe that we evolved from monkeys, yet they believe that 6000 years ago, humans arose from a lump of mud.

Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't.

Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.

Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids, and taxes.

Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they're entitled to a some enjoyable sex first.

Republicans sleep in twin beds--some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.




You Might Be A Republican If...

You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.

You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."

You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.

You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.

You think Huey Newton is a cookie.

The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they're richer than you.

You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.

You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.

You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.

You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."

You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood."

You don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie of "sexual deviance."

You scream "Mega-Dittos!!!" while making love.

You've argued that art has a "moral foundation set in Western values."

You've ever yelled, "Hey hippie, get a haircut."

You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969.

You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a bear ever attacks your home.

Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you.

You've ever said civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties.

You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle.

You're afraid of the liberal media."

You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition dictates...."

You've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, when they don't even have shoes.

And awaaayyy we go....

Wasn't that the point of this thread??

You'd have to ask Chuck.

Sex..Politics...Religion....without them Maury Povich, Jerry Springer, Oprah Winfrey.....they'd all have to get a job!!!! ;D

Joe

Being an Independent and a true Southerner, I'd take the spare Fried Pork Chop I always carry around out of my pocket and throw it at him.

Steve G

My answer wasn't there, cause I woulda shit LOL

Thanks for the laughs Chuck!!!!  [smiley=grin2.gif]

Sean.................................

Shopping in Texas...

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Take care,

V/R, Batch

One, we don't have deserted streets here cause there's always a begging bowl and the "big issue"seller to fall over
Two, We would never have any fanatics roaming the streets,
Three, In the unlikely event I would call a policeman at the top of my voice.
Four, The policeman would say "hello hello what have we here then"
Five, MI6 would appear out of the bushes and --- oops wrong man
Six, Newspaper headlines "This could have been avoided and is a lesson we must learn"

Are you sure were not being monitored cause there's two men at the door!

Desperate salesmen!!!! why do i want to buy a boat living in the middlle of stoke on trent

Islamic terrorist or not any drop kick that comes around the corner with a huge knife & yells any sheite at me will wear a

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click.... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click

Cheers & thanks for the laugh.
Barry

 I would shoot then drag his dead a$$ just over my property line.Yep defending my families lives and my property.That should also keep any jerk from thinking to come onto my property
unannounced.i do feel safe not just with my "homesecurity "That I would use if necassary plus I live near 2 cops and the police and fire dept are just down the road and good neighbors we watch out for each other.
 i know I went off topic so my answer is bang should only need one bullet if done right  ;) drag then 911 .
  minnie  [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=engel017.gif]

  If I have to shoot him more than once in the brain housing group, and have to reload. The Marines wasted a shit load of money in training me.
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ClusterChuck wrote on Mar 20^th, 2009 at 8:52pm:

[size=16]Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, and raises the knife and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 cal Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.. What do you do?

Just isn't going to happen. Indiana Jones took care of this guy more than 25 years ago. The streets are safe.

Which shoots to hell (pardon the pun) the theory about liberals. Indy is surely a liberal college professor, that knows how to shoot straight and hates snakes.

Bobw

I will remind him that it is time for his 3rd prayer session of the day and that he should go wash his hands then pray, otherwise he wont be going to Allah's heaven and wont be rewarded with 7 virgins.

I guess that makes me a reluctant Republican.  I was taught, "One shot, One Kill."
My dad would wear out my hide if he found out I'd been wasting ammo.

Jerry

You people need to know more about western New York Democrats. Not a good place to do Islamic rants either; especially after a local cut off his wife's head not long ago and of course the terrorists that were convicted in the Buffalo area after 9-11. Oh....don't test WNYs walking on the street. Lots of gun shows up here.

Probably more guns here than in Alabama.

Charlie