Hi,
I have recently started getting a burning sensation when......OOps wrong site...! :)

You may now crawl back under your big rock in the Atlantic.

OMG!!   ;D ;D ;D

ANTIBIOTICS! [smiley=hurl.gif]

Hmmmmmm ;D ;D ;D

Joe

Never mind blinkin' antibiotics this boy needs glasses to see what site he's on!!!

I did think it was going to be a joke though..

A teacher asks little Johnny what he did over the weekend. "My cat died" exclaimed Johnny, "I knew he was dead cos I pissed in his ear".
The teacher says "You did what!?", and Johnny says
"I leant over and went 'Psst', and the little bugger didn't move".

Or even:

This is the story about a poor little snake named "Petey."

Petey was a snake only so big.  Petey lived in a pit with his mother.  One day Petey was hissing in the pit when his mother said: 'Petey, don't hiss in the pit, go outside the pit to hiss."
So Petey went outside of the pit to hiss.

Petey was hissing all around when he finally leaned over and hissed in the pit.  Petey's mother heard Petey hissing in the pit and said: "Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, go over to Mrs. Pott's pit to hiss in her pit.  

SoPetey went over to Mrs. Pott's pit to hiss in her pit, but Mrs. Pott was not at home, so he hissed in her pit anyway.  While Petey was hissing in Mrs. Pott's pit, Mrs. Pott came home and found Petey hissing in her pit.  She said: "Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, don't hiss in my pit; go to your own pit and hiss."

This made Petey very sad, and he cried all the way home.

When Petey got home, his mother saw him crying, and said: "Petey, what's the matter?"  Petey said: "I went over to Mrs. Pott's to hiss in her pit, but Mrs. Pott was not at home, so I hissed in her pit anyway, Mrs. Pott came home and found me hissing in her
pit and said: 'Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, go to your own pit and hiss.  Don't hiss in my pit.'"

This made Petey's mother very angry, and she said: "Why that mean old lady.  I knew Mrs. Pott when she didn't have a pit to hiss in."

Limey....you aint right.... ::)

I did think it was going to be a joke though..!!

Hey LeLimey,

Sorry its taken me time to reply to my original post had to pop to the toilet... And It was a joke...


Lefty..! ;D

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Quit steppin on it

   Potter

Lefty wrote on Apr 8^th, 2009 at 3:46pm:

And It was a joke... Lefty..! ;D

I knew that - just couldn't resist the chance to tell my bad jokes LOL

Helen

Quote:

Hurts When I piss..!

It'd hurt more if you didn't.

May'be you ought to clean your Albert

Do you have an STD? Whoops, wrong site!  :D

egads

All this talk, referring to a certain part of the male anatomy, is getting me all EXCITED ....

Even if it IS the wrong site ... (sometimes I wonder)

Happened when I was 13. Doctor laughed his ass off. Goes away....or did.

Charlie