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Title: cancer scare Post by McGee on Apr 14th, 2009 at 5:27am
Customer: jelly beans please.
Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare. Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings? Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare Customer: Hamburger Relish? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare Customer: Sausage and fries? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare Customer: Cottage Pie? Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare. Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare? Shopkeeper: Yes Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then. Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please. Customer: Thanks |
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