In the last month I have waken up to my husband or daughter giving me problems to solve. Honey the breaker keeps tripping, Honey the wall socket caught on fire. Would you please handle that today? Duh  Call the electrician, they make three trips cost us $1000. Finally I fix the problem I move the TV and computer to another wall. No more breakers over load. Why didn’t I figure that out on my own? Duh
Mom the washer won’t work, can you handle that today? Duh I guess. Call the service man, turns out to be just the screen needed cleaning. Mom the oven blew up, can you handle that? Damn do I look like Mrs Fix it. So I call repair and they tell me I need a new one. I am not ready to spend that kind of money right now for a new oven, so when the guy came to work on the washer he fixed it for $50. Then Yesterday my husband woke me up, and before I could even get one eye open he said. Honey the water doesn’t work.
Buddy do I look like a man, I am not the man, I am the wife the mama. Just one time could you fix something PLEASE! Buddy said I am sorry honey I can’t help it case my dad made me milk the cows and the other boys did the work around the house. All I know how to do is squeeze tits. I am right ready to squeeze something. Then he takes me down memory lane. I am sorry it’s hard to remember that far back.
Today I handled it. I called the well people, had to replace a control box. $209
Buddy comes home and I TELL HIM WELL I HANDLED IT. We now have $3 left in the bank. He looks at me and says, you’re losing your touch in your old age, use to get us good deals, now they are charging extra.

You can all list your condolences here FOR Mr. Buddy ;-)
Deveny is safe at the moment!

Sorry I never got to meet ya, Buddy. Maybe in the next life.

I hope it wasn't too painful.

Oh Buddy - what on earth were ya thinkin'??? ;D

You're a$$ is grass and Elaine is now the lawn mower, my friend.

Nice knowin' ya. ;)

Carol

Well I DID get to meey ya Buddy and you seem like such a nice guy to leave this life so soon.

I will say an extra long prayer that Elaine makes it quick and painless for you.

Buddy, it was nice knowin ya. ;D


:-*

Buddy, hide the cast iron skillet before she CLOCKS you in your sleep!

Well, at least ya got your tits squeezed before he departed this old world.... RIP Buddy.... ;) ;) ;)

Hugs BD

I met you Buddy and I thought you exhibited signs of intelligence  ;).  I must have been wrong.  Nice knowing you.

Elaine,
Where should we send flowers?

Buddy......make sure there aren't bags of cement or more trash bags than usual around the house. Elaine sounds on the serious side.... :o

Charlie

I don't know about painless, I gave him a xlax candy bar;-) last night , this morning I took was was left of him and buried him in a match box !  ;D

Hey Elaine ... my cellar needs cleaning and I have an old oil furnace that needs to be removed  [smiley=bag.gif]

Well someone had to step in and help ole Buddy out  ::)

Barb, you made me spit my lunch all over the puter ;D

-Dennis-

Man.

And here I thought Buddy had a head on his shoulders.  Even if it WAS shiny.

ADIOS CON EL CORAZON Buddy!





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E-after all these years, my thoughts are going another way. Keep him.....train him to wash clothes, clean toilets, wash windows, vacuum floors, cook meals change beds and clean up........at least what he wants YOU to do is 8-5 work......... you could have HOURS of idle time if you simply tell him..."I'm the maintenance person. I'm off the clock at 4. Leave me a msg for tomorrow. I'll be in at 9am"...........ohh.and tell him you want a raise!!!!

Men, can;t live with em, illegal to shoot em..........
come to think of it,
RIP, Buddy.....we'll miss ya!

Cathi :D

My condolances. I'm from Holland, if I send some tulips they'll have faded by the time they reach you, so I'll leave it at condolances.  

BTW my partner and I share duties... If something's wrong with the washer or something like that I call him, if he has trouble playing his A-Team DVD's he gets me to play them  :).

Lottie

Dayum sistah you need some "captain" to come and git them in gear ;)

He deserved it ppppffffffffffft

Jury = me Christy Carolyn Langa Cathi Linda Melissa Pep Barb Carol Steph Cat....

Verdict - It was a horrible accident

Come on E baby, it's party time LOL

So I'm back in the runnin'...

... hellll yeaaaah.

Just remember what gets everyone convicted Elaine...shallow graves...the headlines NEVER read body found in DEEP grave.......take the time to dig it right!

oh buddy.......we must talk
Joe

Big Dan wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2009 at 10:45am:

So I'm back in the runnin'... ... hellll yeaaaah.

oh so you're finally showing your face are you??!!!
pfffft - we nearly had to send out the search party!! (which translates loosely to you've been missed!!)

Now, Elaine.....be sweet.
You go hug Buddy's neck.  He doesn't deserve a killin'.....ain't nuttin new now is it?   ::)

Love ya.........and poor ole Buddy too   :)
Jackie

OK he still around, but a much nicer LOL.

Big Dan Buddy said if you can build stuff, change cat litter, cut grass, do pluming, fix cars, come on, you just can't sleep on his number bed !

Joe, you so have a point there. We laughed our butts off when we read that.

Jackie, yea Buddy has always had a way with words LOL.

For all who don't know me, I post stuff like this hoping to make you guys smile. Buddy says things like that joking and I know it. Most of the time Buddy says the right things. We were made for each other.

Buddys a good guy and we love each other dearly. Buddy even irons his own cloths, he helps a lot around the house. Just certain things he knows nothing about and he is a smart man, he doesn't want to learn LMAO!

Glad you decided to keep Buddy around!

Whenever I think of Buddy, I think of a post he put up, way back in November of 2003.  He went to a gathering that we had at NancyC's house, down in South Carolina.  His post was about how it affected him.  

I LOVE that post, and will NEVER forget it!

Just read his post, and see why those of us that have been fortunate enough to meet this man, LOVE him:

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(WOW!  In reading the responses, look at all the people that we don't hear from anymore ...)

Yup, Buddy is a keeper!

Chuck

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Wow excellent post Buddy...! Very nice reading... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Sorry Elaine I think buddy has earned a stay of execution...!

Lefty...

Shittttt i didn't know where that was going and that's saying something for me!!
Still puzzled!!!!
Colin.