The southern coastline of South Africa,
The magnificent wilderness where the hills rise from the sea, an area covered with impenetrable forest,
Now come a little further to the west and then a bit more…bit more... bit more
It is in this dense brick land where the Cavalier has chosen to live.

For over 3 decades Cavalier has lived intimately alongside the regions wild inhabitants, he knows these misunderstood primates better than anyone.
“Most of my time has been spent with one group I call Le tossers (not the Bee Gees) and have even learned their language”
“I have spent months at a time in the wild observing without minimal human contact the cider snorting antics of the female of the species and the ritual mating dance of the vomiting male.”
Chant.
“Ay up Show us your fanny darling”
You can tell the males by their plumage of red and white size XXXXL but some of the females are following suit, XXXL and when they gather a loud noise of what sounds like Delilah rings out, (surely they’re not fans of Big Tom!) by the way he looks more natural grey don’t you think.
Their mating habits seem pretty much the same nowadays as anywhere, offspring with multiple candidates as fathers and relying on the collective to support them.
Signing off for now,
Cavalier.
Colin.

You're out there Cav!!! Love ya man! ;)

Joe

How old were you when you first started suffering from CH, and could the onset have been delayed by overuse of psychedelics in your youth?

(I'm just messin' with ya, bro.)

Hmmmm ... I wonder ...

Did he get bounced on his head, once too many times???

He is more deranged than ... than .... than YOU are, Brew!

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Chuck, the sane one

Colin, once again, I can relate
But
just for giggles, wouldja do me a favor and translate??  My only other fluent language is pig-latin, y'see, so I am at a bit of a disadvantage......

Be a luv, wouldja??

Cathi :D

wrote on Apr 21^st, 2009 at 9:00pm:

The southern coastline of South Africa, The magnificent wilderness where the hills rise from the sea, an area covered with impenetrable forest, Now come a little further to the west and then a bit more…bit more... bit more It is in this dense brick land where the Cavalier has chosen to live. For over 3 decades Cavalier has lived intimately alongside the regions wild inhabitants, he knows these misunderstood primates better than anyone. “Most of my time has been spent with one group I call Le tossers (not the Bee Gees) and have even learned their language” “I have spent months at a time in the wild observing without minimal human contact the cider snorting antics of the female of the species and the ritual mating dance of the vomiting male.” Chant. “Ay up Show us your fanny darling” You can tell the males by their plumage of red and white size XXXXL but some of the females are following suit, XXXL and when they gather a loud noise of what sounds like Delilah rings out, (surely they’re not fans of Big Tom!) by the way he looks more natural grey don’t you think. Their mating habits seem pretty much the same nowadays as anywhere, offspring with multiple candidates as fathers and relying on the collective to support them. Signing off for now, Cavalier. Colin.

Yup - the man's in the midlands..

UGH!!!! Does anyone need me to tell them AGAIN why I need to move away?!

ClusterChuck wrote on Apr 21^st, 2009 at 11:50pm:

He is more deranged than ... than .... than YOU are, Brew!

And that's sayin' a mouthful, brutha!

Cathi just look behind these eyes, there's a simple soul with a lot to say and give if anyone's interested.
Just takes time to understand my ramblings
Colin.

NO, Colin! I want you just the way you are!! [smiley=inlove.gif]


(fact is, I never pay much attention to a man talking anyway)


Fenny's from the Fenlands....... are they close??

Ah yes... An evening in one of Britain's city centres. Some of the finest wildlife viewing in the UK!  ;)

Are you sure you weren't talking about Wales?  ;D

Beautifully put Colin!

England and America - Two countries separated by a common language.

Right down the centre Brew.  8-)

Charlie

Pffft.. after five years of me wittering on here there can't be much you lot don't cop on to in ingrish LOL