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Message started by cavalier on Apr 21st, 2009 at 9:00pm

Title: Where I live
Post by cavalier on Apr 21st, 2009 at 9:00pm
The southern coastline of South Africa,
The magnificent wilderness where the hills rise from the sea, an area covered with impenetrable forest,
Now come a little further to the west and then a bit more…bit more... bit more
It is in this dense brick land where the Cavalier has chosen to live.

For over 3 decades Cavalier has lived intimately alongside the regions wild inhabitants, he knows these misunderstood primates better than anyone.
“Most of my time has been spent with one group I call Le tossers (not the Bee Gees) and have even learned their language”
“I have spent months at a time in the wild observing without minimal human contact the cider snorting antics of the female of the species and the ritual mating dance of the vomiting male.”
Chant.
“Ay up Show us your fanny darling”
You can tell the males by their plumage of red and white size XXXXL but some of the females are following suit, XXXL and when they gather a loud noise of what sounds like Delilah rings out, (surely they’re not fans of Big Tom!) by the way he looks more natural grey don’t you think.
Their mating habits seem pretty much the same nowadays as anywhere, offspring with multiple candidates as fathers and relying on the collective to support them.
Signing off for now,
Cavalier.
Colin.


Title: Re: Where I live
Post by Guiseppi on Apr 21st, 2009 at 10:25pm
You're out there Cav!!! Love ya man! ;)

Joe

Title: Re: Where I live
Post by Brew on Apr 21st, 2009 at 11:39pm
How old were you when you first started suffering from CH, and could the onset have been delayed by overuse of psychedelics in your youth?

(I'm just messin' with ya, bro.)

Title: Re: Where I live
Post by ClusterChuck on Apr 21st, 2009 at 11:50pm
Hmmmm ... I wonder ...

Did he get bounced on his head, once too many times???

He is more deranged than ... than .... than YOU are, Brew!

[smiley=bigtiny.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Chuck, the sane one

Title: Re: Where I live
Post by Cathi_Pierce on Apr 22nd, 2009 at 1:27am
Colin, once again, I can relate
But
just for giggles, wouldja do me a favor and translate??  My only other fluent language is pig-latin, y'see, so I am at a bit of a disadvantage......

Be a luv, wouldja??

Cathi :D

Title: Re: Where I live
Post by LeLimey on Apr 22nd, 2009 at 1:46am

wrote on Apr 21st, 2009 at 9:00pm:
The southern coastline of South Africa,
The magnificent wilderness where the hills rise from the sea, an area covered with impenetrable forest,
Now come a little further to the west and then a bit more…bit more... bit more
It is in this dense brick land where the Cavalier has chosen to live.

For over 3 decades Cavalier has lived intimately alongside the regions wild inhabitants, he knows these misunderstood primates better than anyone.
“Most of my time has been spent with one group I call Le tossers (not the Bee Gees) and have even learned their language”
“I have spent months at a time in the wild observing without minimal human contact the cider snorting antics of the female of the species and the ritual mating dance of the vomiting male.”
Chant.
“Ay up Show us your fanny darling”
You can tell the males by their plumage of red and white size XXXXL but some of the females are following suit, XXXL and when they gather a loud noise of what sounds like Delilah rings out, (surely they’re not fans of Big Tom!) by the way he looks more natural grey don’t you think.
Their mating habits seem pretty much the same nowadays as anywhere, offspring with multiple candidates as fathers and relying on the collective to support them.
Signing off for now,
Cavalier.
Colin.


Yup - the man's in the midlands..

UGH!!!! Does anyone need me to tell them AGAIN why I need to move away?!

Title: Re: Where I live
Post by Brew on Apr 22nd, 2009 at 8:40am

ClusterChuck wrote on Apr 21st, 2009 at 11:50pm:
He is more deranged than ... than .... than YOU are, Brew!

And that's sayin' a mouthful, brutha!

Title: Re: Where I live
Post by cavalier on Apr 22nd, 2009 at 6:52pm
Cathi just look behind these eyes, there's a simple soul with a lot to say and give if anyone's interested.
Just takes time to understand my ramblings
Colin.

Title: Re: Where I live
Post by Cathi_Pierce on Apr 22nd, 2009 at 7:46pm
NO, Colin! I want you just the way you are!! [smiley=inlove.gif]


(fact is, I never pay much attention to a man talking anyway)


Fenny's from the Fenlands....... are they close??

Title: Re: Where I live
Post by Em on Apr 23rd, 2009 at 5:15am
Ah yes... An evening in one of Britain's city centres. Some of the finest wildlife viewing in the UK!  ;)

Are you sure you weren't talking about Wales?  ;D

Beautifully put Colin!

Title: Re: Where I live
Post by Brew on Apr 23rd, 2009 at 8:27am
England and America - Two countries separated by a common language.

Title: Re: Where I live
Post by Charlie on Apr 23rd, 2009 at 1:04pm
Right down the centre Brew.  8-)

Charlie

Title: Re: Where I live
Post by LeLimey on Apr 23rd, 2009 at 1:41pm
Pffft.. after five years of me wittering on here there can't be much you lot don't cop on to in ingrish LOL

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