So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees,

I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had  been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't  twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work

Ya'll have a good day now ya hear....

Hugs BD :-*

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Sorry about being out of work after your first day, but that was some funny!!! ;D ;D ;D

OMG, Sorry about the job, but thanks for sharing, it made our day!!!

;D ;D ;D

Sorry Barb... but damn!  I'm filing that one away ffr.

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Charlie

OMG it sounds to me that you had already decided you didn't want that job but what a FUNNY thing you got to do with your exiting comments!!!

Maxine on - Retirement as a Wal-Mart Greeter

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