Woke up this morning early knowing it was going to be a long day.
Put on my trusty or should I say rusty armour “must remember to oil the mail before next year” strode out to the stables and collected my trusty steed, 21 speed with Campagnolo gears, climbed on and off again, a little lame, just a few minutes with the foot pump.
Started my quest thinking where do I find a dragon, I’d heard a whisper there was one hanging around in the next village passing out undesirable literature to unsuspecting cattle.
After a few puffs and pants arrived at the canal towpath “only another 20miles”
“I need a drink” the nearest watering hole was only a mile away, pity the wrong direction.
After servicing a couple of wenches and a barrel load of grog, felt a little peckish.
Off to the nearest ye olde spit roast pig ride through, think it’s called Mac Arthurian, “it’ll never catch on”.
Fantastic bit of technology, this wench shouts from behind the stocks “what do you want” and you reply “double pork on granary” they need a bigger menu!
After my fill of pork, grog and wenches it was time for a sleep, you’ve all been there!
Anyway, after I awoke and having done only 3 miles “it was getting dark” I thought sod it there’s next year.
Looks like my dragon slaying needs to be more organised.
I bet St George never had this problem

Cav, I'm going to take a guess that you took a bike ride and stopped for drink and food.  Am I right?  Close even?

Beth

You got me there am i being to obvious,
you missed the St George link though.
School report..
Needs to try harder
100 lines Mr..

pfftt.. muppet!

You shoulda driven the other way, the dragon lives in Bingham LOL

Wll, if he didn't spend so much time drinking and wenching afore he went dragon hunting, he might have seen that one that was watcing him from the hedgerow.

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Never could find a use for this one until now. Sorry.....

Charlie

Charlie, I LOVE it!!!

deltadarlin wrote on Apr 24^th, 2009 at 7:28am:

Wll, if he didn't spend so much time drinking and wenching afore he went dragon hunting, he might have seen that one that was watcing him from the hedgerow.

Carolyn he's from the midlands and he's a clusterhead..

They have drinking down to a fine art here and if that didn't get him the verapamil would LOL He'll need "winchin' " to go a "Wenchin' " LOL

Cav, I think Helen is insinuating that the 'Brewer's Droop' has ya down....Is it true? [smiley=confused.gif]

The way I read the Knight's Tale, you serviced the wenches before the barrel load of grog.  ;)

I think one by the name of Coach is soon to be slain, you better hurry.

Paul

The cod piece was invented for the old brewers droop, a bit chaffing but kept things in place
Not that iv'e ever suffered, especially with the magical Viagra
Wenches, grog...grog wenches,
More like pink elephants and flying pigs and thats the truth govner
Were'nt we talking about Dragons?