The nurse started with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?' she asks.

'135lbs,' I say.



She put me on the scale...  than frowning, she turn to look @ me and stated, "Your weight is 180".

She than asked me, "What's your height?'

'5 foot 9' in stocking feet,' I said.

Seeming that she wasn't believing me, she stood me against the measuring tape on the wall and stated' you only measured 5'2'.

Shaking her head, she then took my blood pressure and tells me, your blood pressure is very high.

'OF COURSE IT'S HIGH!' I screamed,

'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now, thanks to you, I'm short and fat!'




She put me on Prozac. What a b * tch.

roflmao.... This seems to explain my entire problem!  ;D

Sophia