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Title: For Chuckles ... down memory lane...
Post by BarbaraD on Apr 30^th, 2009 at 1:45pm

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---

Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits ---

Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr ---

I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees -- -

How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack---

The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash ---

I Can't See Clearly Now.

The Commodores ---

Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye ---

Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem---

A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer ---

You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations ---

Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba---

Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando ---

Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy ---

I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore---

It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry if I want To.

And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson ---

On the Commode Again

Title: Re: For Chuckles ... down memory lane...
Post by ClusterChuck on Apr 30^th, 2009 at 3:11pm

Barb, bless your precious lil heart, these must apply to YOU ... You are SO much older than I am ...

Title: Re: For Chuckles ... down memory lane...
Post by QnHeartMM on Apr 30^th, 2009 at 3:30pm

Quote:

Bobby Darin ---

Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Oh yea..... that's mine for sure!!!!

Title: Re: For Chuckles ... down memory lane...
Post by [joHnny]w_ an_h on Apr 30^th, 2009 at 4:25pm

BarbaraD wrote on Apr 30^th, 2009 at 1:45pm:

And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson ---

On the Commode Again

thats one of chucks best kept abortive secrets. ;)

Title: Re: For Chuckles ... down memory lane...
Post by BarbaraD on Apr 30^th, 2009 at 4:27pm

But Chuckles, I have it on good "authority" that you once filled up a 5-year diary in 6 months.... I think that catches you up with me pretty quick - you old goat!!! :D

Hugs BD :-*

Title: Re: For Chuckles ... down memory lane...
Post by ClusterChuck on Apr 30^th, 2009 at 7:15pm

BarbaraD wrote on Apr 30^th, 2009 at 4:27pm:

- you old goat!!!

Moderator ... MODERATOR!!!

SHE called me a NAME!!! That is not allowed, is it?

She hurt my poor lil ole sensitive feelers .... :'( :'( :'(

<sniff ... sniff>

Crushed Chuck

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Title: Re: For Chuckles ... down memory lane...
Post by BarbaraD on May 1^st, 2009 at 6:59am

Cancel the moderators..... False alarm!!

At his age he'll forget it in about 5 minutes... ::) ::) ::)

Whiney Whiney Whiney

Title: Re: For Chuckles ... down memory lane...
Post by BobG on May 1^st, 2009 at 4:51pm

I can recognize all the symptoms of those oldies. ::)