Having just read in the daily paper that four married sisters who wondered why they couldn’t have babies have been declared “Men” by medics in Chogging, China.
Now let me see!
Are these really medics or just a fringe group of the Lets give an Alternative Before Its Apparent, or L.A.B.I.A brigade.
Or could it be that these boys were recruited in the boom of 2008 and are really paddy field workers and don’t know the difference, you know what I mean, when you’ve been looking at rice all you’re life what do a few bits more matter.

What about the husband’s, Didn’t they suspect something.
Was it a case of “I’ve got one, she’s got one, but where do I put it (don’t answer that one) I can’t imagine the wedding night, (well I can) “now let me see? Where was it supposed to go? “you put the left foot in the right foot out left foot in and you shake it all about” no that’s not right oh bugger it. I suppose they did in the end.
Having said that! these four ladies did win the Miss bearded lady competition 4 years on the trot.

I think this could be a case of mummy dressing up four brothers for her own motives in the old gingham dress, a little bit of lipstick and a pre arranged marriage to some excited locals who weren’t told about the birds and the bees.

Now doesn’t this show the importance of telling your offspring the facts of life before it’s too late, with a bit of luck you might learn something.

Hey Cav?

 Have I told you lately that I think of your posts as a breath of fresh air around here?   I never understand one single word of what you say...but it don't matter.  You change the direction of things around here and that's a good thing.  If nothing else....when I shake my head at you, I tend to get rid of a lot of kinks in my neck so that's a good thing.  ;D

I can’t imagine the wedding night, ;D Yeah...that kinda summed it all up right there!!!

Joe

What I find scary is that I actually understand some of his posts  :o

Linda_Howell wrote on May 2^nd, 2009 at 11:03pm:

Hey Cav?  Have I told you lately that I think of your posts as a breath of fresh air around here?   I never understand one single word of what you say...but it don't matter.  You change the direction of things around here and that's a good thing.  If nothing else....when I shake my head at you, I tend to get rid of a lot of kinks in my neck so that's a good thing.  ;D

  More like a fart in a whirlwind. ;D

     Potter

Can you imagine the wedding night?

Reminds me of an old Wisconsin joke.  Two Wisconsinites get married and the husband confides in his best friend that they are both virgins.  "How will I know what to do?" he asks his friend.

His friend gave him this advice - "Put your favorite thing where she pees."















So he put his bowling ball in the toilet.

Ok - back to reality after that joke . . .

I thought China had a "one "child" policy.  Four "sisters"?  And didn't I read recently that the gender gap is something like 4 men to one woman in China, due to this policy - because couples will give birth to a boy and abort the girls. . . . . ?

Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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What I find scary is that I actually understand some of his posts

I am scared for you Carolyn.  

wrote on May 2^nd, 2009 at 10:13pm:

I can’t imagine the wedding night ... ... ... I suppose they did in the end.

I can imagine it VERY well, and with longing ...

<sigh>

Why don't I get that lucky??

Chuck

Are their names Pat?

Does the above apply to this thread?

Steve G

stevegeebe wrote on May 4^th, 2009 at 9:08pm:

Are their names Pat? Does the above apply to this thread? Steve G

Pardon the shit out of me, Steve.

Mo,
Think SNL...androgyny...It's Pat.

Meant no harm.

Steve G

   Sort of reminds me of a joke about finding women in the Aleutian Islands. But thats another story.
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stevegeebe wrote on May 4^th, 2009 at 9:42pm:

Mo, Think SNL...androgyny...It's Pat. Meant no harm. Steve G

I LOVED androgenous Pat!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Joe